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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

..."Captain, I hate to disturb you during the Rip Van Winkle Floor Show, but we have a long journey ahead of us. We should set sail immediately or take a chance of being late. I know how much you hate being late for these celebrations." "Right you are, Matey! Okay everyone who's not part of the crew - it's time to disembark unless you're up for an adventure." Everything goes silent for a few seconds while they think about the invitation... One by one the guests agree to go for a ride and demand the floor show resume. "Alright, an adventure is what you want so an adventure it is! Set sail immediately!"

And with that, the ship, crew and tag-alongs head for the open sea, hoping the trade winds will be in their favor. Thankfully, the fates have smiled upon the haphazard lot of misfits and brought them within sight of their destination with only a hiccup or two along the way. "Captain, when will the sonar be installed? That giant super-sized squid almost did us in. Maybe we could get GPS while we're at it? Just a thought. May save us from getting lost on every voyage." "Lost??? Who gets lost??? Not us, we're pirates and we don't need no stinkin' GPS! The sonar will be done by Tuesday." So, while the Captain continues to pontificate on the lack of need for GPS, the pirates and their ship slowly sail into Waitemata Harbour. Captain, I thought we were to dock in Manukau Harbour?" "Nope. We're where we're suppose to be."

With that, the crew ties off and proceeds to greet the birthday girl with their usual ritual...

I'm a great lyricist
I can write words like this

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share
And I've only got six

I like songs
that always rhyme
That's why I made this one rhyme

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share
And I've only got six
I've only got five
Only got four
Three two one

Words this good don't write themselves
That's why I wrote them myself

I would give you one of my beers
But I've only got six
I would but I don't like to share
And I've only got six

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (May 17th) filled with good friends, good food, good beer (or drink of choice), and good pressies from the Kiwi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

...As the crew does another rendition of Deja Voodoo's "Beers" tune - this time with a reggae beat - Captain Isa realizes she may have been wrong about choice of harbours as Bex is nowhere to be found. Sadly, Bex is sitting on the wharf in Manukau Harbour, wondering why the pirate ship hasn't arrived yet...

2. Posted by Redpaddy (Inactive 1004 posts) 7y

"Don't worry, you're safe in my hands..................." Said the Captain Of The Titanic!!

[ Edit: Edited on 16-May-2009, at 10:58 by Redpaddy ]

3. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 7y


Hope you have an amazing birthday!

4. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 7y

Go Bexie, Go Bexie, it's your birthday, Go Bexie!!!

Many congrats and enjoy a hopefully fantastic day!


5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Rebecca! Hope its a great day!


6. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 7y

Yo BEX! Happy birthday and have a great party;)

7. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 7y

Heh, I'm not late *phew*

Happy birthday, Bex! May your special day be filled with lots of love and joy!

8. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 7y

Happy birthday Becky:)

Hope u have a gr8 one !! I believe this is your second one away from the place of your birth!!!

9. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 7y

Quoting arif_kool

Happy birthday Becky:)

Hope u have a gr8 one !! I believe this is your second one away from the place of your birth!!!

You mean she just became 2 years old?

10. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y

.............and in a really quite bright flash of green light, accompanied by the entire backfield of the ManU footie team dressed in matching Beerman green speedos and massive chestwigs, comes Beerman...............

Hallllooooooo, Miss Rebexa person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!

So, you are making daring move into early-to-mid 30s, yes no? Is very excitable time of life, you can be made sure. It makes Beerman nostalgic-like, with little moisture forming in corners of eyes......ah, Beerman remembers the youthful and devil make care times.....the parties, the beer making, the many evenings spent wandering streets of old Beeristan in search of place where car was last parked.......the many mornings spent grooming cats for fur to make comfortable and attractive afghans for Old Beeristanis Home for Unwed Sanitation Workers.......ah, those were the days, the salad days, the cheese platter days, the days of joy and happy. Cherish these days Miss Rebexa, for soon you will be entering mid-to-late 30s, and it will be make increasingly difficult to groom cats in morning after evening of drinking and car searching. But enough of pissychological time to make HAPPY!!!!!!

Please to make accept of special gifts which you may find special.......feerst, the backfield of ManU would like to stay and drink many beers with you while putting on special display of manliness by running in circles wearing speedos. Is nice, yes? If you are make ask nicely, they will also jump up and down in place. Secondlys, please to make accept of tis Special Edition Beerman Collection Hula Dancer table lamp complete with moving skirts. Is very nice breaker of ice at many youthful parties. And lastlys, no birthday of Happy and Joy would be made complete without Signature Edition Beerman Green Speedo and Massive Chestwig to take place of ladies brassiere covering cloth thing. You will make find that this is best breaker of ice at all future parties as peoples who are make attendance will never make forget of you and will always talk of fashionable lady person in speedo and chestwig!!!!!

Any time you are make visit to Beeristan, please make pilgrimage to Old Beeristanis Home for Unwed Sanitation Workers and help to groom cats....can be credited to charity work on taxes too!!!

.........and in a equally bright flash of green light, Beerman disappears like flash of green light, only to reappear in Auckland Harbour on bow of Pirate Ship to make impression of Leonardis deCrapio and sexy Kate Whatshername in funny movie Titanics and makes proclaim "I am Beerman of the WORLD!!!!!!!"