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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEX76!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 7y

Happy birthday, Bex! Hope you have a great day!

12. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3711 posts) 7y

Quoting beerman

.............and in a really quite bright flash of green light, accompanied by the entire backfield of the ManU footie team dressed in matching Beerman green speedos and massive chestwigs, comes Beerman...............

Hallllooooooo, Miss Rebexa person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!

So, you are making daring move into early-to-mid 30s, yes no? Is very excitable time of life, you can be made sure. It makes Beerman nostalgic-like, with little moisture forming in corners of eyes......ah, Beerman remembers the youthful and devil make care times.....the parties, the beer making, the many evenings spent wandering streets of old Beeristan in search of place where car was last parked.......the many mornings spent grooming cats for fur to make comfortable and attractive afghans for Old Beeristanis Home for Unwed Sanitation Workers.......ah, those were the days, the salad days, the cheese platter days, the days of joy and happy. Cherish these days Miss Rebexa, for soon you will be entering mid-to-late 30s, and it will be make increasingly difficult to groom cats in morning after evening of drinking and car searching. But enough of pissychological analysises....is time to make HAPPY!!!!!!

Please to make accept of special gifts which you may find special.......feerst, the backfield of ManU would like to stay and drink many beers with you while putting on special display of manliness by running in circles wearing speedos. Is nice, yes? If you are make ask nicely, they will also jump up and down in place. Secondlys, please to make accept of tis Special Edition Beerman Collection Hula Dancer table lamp complete with moving skirts. Is very nice breaker of ice at many youthful parties. And lastlys, no birthday of Happy and Joy would be made complete without Signature Edition Beerman Green Speedo and Massive Chestwig to take place of ladies brassiere covering cloth thing. You will make find that this is best breaker of ice at all future parties as peoples who are make attendance will never make forget of you and will always talk of fashionable lady person in speedo and chestwig!!!!!

Any time you are make visit to Beeristan, please make pilgrimage to Old Beeristanis Home for Unwed Sanitation Workers and help to groom cats....can be credited to charity work on taxes too!!!

.........and in a equally bright flash of green light, Beerman disappears like flash of green light, only to reappear in Auckland Harbour on bow of Pirate Ship to make impression of Leonardis deCrapio and sexy Kate Whatshername in funny movie Titanics and makes proclaim "I am Beerman of the WORLD!!!!!!!"

Beerman, that's brilliant, thank you! I was laughing to myself here at work. Man United winning the league was great on my birthday, but having some beers with the boys and seeing them dance around in speedos would definitely have topped it off for me!

13. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3711 posts) 7y

Thanks for all the messages everyone! I had a lovely birthday 'weekend' (I always drag my birthday out for as long as possible- it's never just a day! :))

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 7y

Sorry about the delay, hopefully you're still celebrating. Happy birthday.

15. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 7y

Happy B-day, Bex!! Hope you had a fabulous day.

16. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 7y

Late as usual. Hope it was a good one!

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