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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...Having said their good byes in Manchester, the pirate crew heads to ship towards open water and hopes for a quick sail across the ocean. Indeed (and again), the trade winds have been cooperative - bringing the ship safely to the St. Lawrence Seaway and up into Lake Ontario. Slowly, the ship docks in Toronto Harbour, the crew pleased with the expedience of their voyage. "Captain, the Harbor Master says he has a message for you." "For me? Why would anyone send a message to me? Well... Bring him aboard." With that, Captain Isa meets with the Harbor Master for a few minutes of animated discussion then addresses the crew... "Sorry Mateys but our celebrations will have to be postponed for a bit. I've been called before the District North America Pirate Council to explain some of our behavior during previous birthday bashes on this continent. I shouldn't be long so don't start the party without me!" With that, Captain Isa disembarks and the crew launches into frenzied rumor-mongering. (Hey, they have to do something while they wait.)

The clocks tick the time away as the hours pass slowly. Out of sheer boredom, the crew switches from rumoring to karaoke to bobbing for smelt (favorite old pirate pastime). Finally, in the wee hours of the morning, the captain returns to the ship. "Captain, what took you so long? We were ready to send out a search party." "No, we weren't." "Yes, we were." "No, we weren't!" "Yes, we were!" "Well, maybe you, but not us!" As the bickering comes to a close... "Listen up, Mateys!!! I have great news from the Council. We've been awarded the Really Bad Eggs of the Seven Seas plaque for our blatant misbehavior across North America. Now, that's something we can all be proud of, don't you think?!" Cheers and applause echo across the harbor. "So, I think it's time to get on with what we came here to do - celebrate another birthday in a perfectly piratey manner!!"

Being the jubilant sorts that they are, the members of the crew head off to find the birthday boy and... Well... Do what they always do... SING!!!!!!

We welcome the night as black as our heart
Can’t see, don’t want, never had a naval chart
The thief’s rule of law
Is an appropriation bill
We’re the pirates of the Black Tide
Sailors if you will

It’s no birthday cake if you want our employ
And to be like us is a mistake you will enjoy
When pirates rule the seas
The world’s a better place
We’re the pirates of the Black Tide
We’re a wonderful disgrace

We’re the mythical, pinnacle statement of
Your worst-est dream or vocabulary word
We’re tyrannical, mechanical and people say
That we smell like death, you can’t take that away

Yes, we’re your worst fear and we know where you hide
We’ve hidden there before, we don’t care how hard you’ve cried
We’re the bottom of the barrel
When it comes to raising kids
We’re pirates from the North Pole
We know just what you did

We have nightmares too, but we just call them dreams
We’ve taken this yachting thing out to the extreme
We’re Type-A personalities, our therapy’s a sword
We’re the pirates of the Black Tide
We will not be ignored

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping that you are having a wonderful day filled with friends, family, martinis, a day off from work, Simone showering you with gifts and great... Well, we'll leave that one to your imagination...

...While the crew proceeds to ransack the whole downtown toronto in search of Q and Simone, Captain Isa heads back to the ship to hang the nice new shiny plaque on a wall of the crew's quarters. She figures it will liven up the dingy place a bit...

ps: Had personal commitments yesterday, Q - but thankfully, you live only one time zone away so I'm not late!!!!!!

2. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!


Hope you have a great one today! :)

3. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

sir Q'
Happy birthday!
Have a great day with pie and all

4. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Quan - hope you have a lovely day!

Heather x

5. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...............and in a modestly bright flash of green light, accompanied by a brand new Gulfstream 8 personal jet named Daisy, comes Beerman........

Halllooooooooo, Mr. Q person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, Your Most Happy of Happy Days!!! YAY!!!!!!

Beerman is really only having question for you. Were you ever make work for British Intelligence, perhaps making gizmo thingy's for a certain agent? Just making wonder.....

Is all pretty much anti-climactic these days....I am meaning, you can make Happy with Mrs. Q just not as much fun for Beerman anymore. So, please to accept this little token of custom-painted Gulfstream 8 (with paint job of Beeristani National Flag on tail - is fly, on black background). make REALLY HAPPY for you, Mrs. Q has made consent to wear only special Beerman Collection see-through green speedo, and luxuriantly massive chestwig, to make conceal of lovely lady parts. And she made some talk of dance, but Beerman was distracted......oh look, a chicken!!!

..............and in another not especially bright flash of green light, Beerman is gone, off to catch that chicken.......

6. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5635 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Q, enjoy a great day!

7. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Q' enjoy your special day

8. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Q !!!!!

Have a gr8 one :)

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy belated, Q! Hope you had a magnificent time!!!!

10. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

God damn stupid sunlight !