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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...After spending the evening in Toronto, celebrating Q's birthday and the receipt of the Really Bad Eggs of the Seven Seas plaque from the District North America Pirate Council, the ship leaves Lake Ontario, sails through the St Lawrence Seaway and begins it's journey back across the ocean. "Captain, thanks for hanging the plaque in the crew quarters. It sure beats the motivational poster that used to be there." "Ah, you guys earned it. But, that was a cool poster. What do you have against the "Rifleman"? Everybody loved that show."

And as the ship begins to sail closer to their destination... "Okay mateys, head for the River Clyde!" "Ummm, Captain, I think you mean the River Mersey." "No, I mean the River Clyde." Ummm, Captain, we need to sail up the River Mersey." "No. We head up the River Clyde. If we take the River Mersey, we won't get off in Glasgow." "Captain, aren't we suppose to be going to Liverpool?" "Why would we go to Liverpool? The birthday boy lives in Glasgow. We need the River Clyde exit!" "Captain, have you checked the manifest lately? It clearly states Liverpool, United Kingdom." "Well, no, I haven't but why didn't anybody say so? Take the River Mersey exit! Are you sure about this, matey?" "Yes captain, pretty sure." While the captain checks the manifest, the pirate ship takes the Mersey exit and makes way for Liverpool...

Upon docking, the crew argues over which little tune they should perform this time around - eventually making a decision. As they begin, they realized they are being joined by Frankie Goes To Hollywood (who are hoping for just one more chance at a comeback tour)...

Life goes on day after day after day after day.
Hearts torn in every way,
So ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love and here I'll stay,
And here I'll stay.
People they rush every where, Each with their own secret care,
So ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love and here I'll stay,
And here I'll stay
People around every corner, they seem to smile and say, they'll tell you!
We don't care what you name is boy, We'll never send you away,
Send you away, Send you away, Send you away
So I'll continue to say here's where I always must stay,
So ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love,
Ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love and here I'll stay.
and here I'll Stay, stay, stay,
Ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love.
Ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love.
Ferry cross the Mersey, Cos this lands the place I love.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (May 24th) wherever you are these days. May it be filled with friends, family, the wearing of the kilt (in proper style) and lots of flashing at innocent bystanders!!!!!

While the crew does a series of Frankie songs, band members sign autographs and pose for photos. Meanwhile, Captain Isa heads to the closest Starbucks in search of Mikeyboab but happens into a pub instead...

2. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 7y

Another May birthday wow!!!! What it is with procreation around the month of August/September eh!!!

Anyways - happy birthday Michael hope you have a wonderful day!

Heather x

3. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y

..........and in a really quite blinding flash of green mono-color tartan, accompanied by a rather large chorus of singing orange traffic cones replete with luxuriantly massive chestwigs, comes Beerman...............

Halllooooooooo Mr. Mikey person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, Your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

OK, Beerman must say I am make some confusion....where are we? And what are you make calling self now? Is Liverpoodle? Is Glaswagerer? What is Liverpoodle anyway? Is medium sized dog with penchant for innards parts? And gambler who makes bets on assorted stemware? Is all very confusing to Beerman......does Mrs. Mikey person know of this?

Whatever is case, Beerman has very special kilt for you from Special Beerman Collection of mono-color tartan kilts. And as if was not enough, please to accept this singing chorus orange traffic cones which can make double as chorus of singing garden gnomes. Is nice, yes no? Please to remember to only feed them once a day, or they will multiply like bunny things and randomly place themselves on roadways to the much confusion of traffics.

Now please to tell Beerman if is true that real Scotsmens wear nothing under kilt except luxuriantly massive crotchwigs? I have tried to remain true to supposed custom, see? (Lifts mono-color tartan kilt to show Mr. Mikey person to show luxuriantly massive crotchwig). Is supposed to look like this, yes no? Mr. Mikey person, you are looking a little unwell.....all is good with you? You seem to be making violent heaving sounds. Would you like Beerman to make bring to hospital?

.......and in another really quite blinding flash of mono-color tartan, Beerman is gone, just narrowly avoiding being made sick upon by a woozy Mr. Mikey person........

4. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Mikey:)

Have a nice time and celebrate the day in style!!!

5. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5597 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Mikey
Hope you have a great booze day. So, how are things going, it's been a while!

6. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 7y


Hope you have a great one on a bank holiday weekend! :)

7. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3736 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Mikey. Hope you have a good one! :)

8. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 7y

Mike. I'm picturing you in your kilt...bending over.

Happy birthday.

I feel sick.

No offence.

9. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Mikey

10. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 7y

Happy birthday, Mikey! Have a great one!