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1. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

right i've been told this joke and at first it was not very funny but give it a day or so and i found myself chuckling away to myself!!

There is a bear and a rabbit in a forest and they find this genie lamp, they are allowed to make three wishes each...

the bear goes first and says he wishes he was the only male bear...and so he gets his wish

the rabbit says he want a motorcycle helmet

the bear wished that there were lots of female bears

the rabbit wishes that he has a motorcylce-hence the helmet

the bear then wishes that all the other female bears fancied him and so he got his last and final wish...

so the rabbit then wished...WAIT FOR IT...

he wished that the bear was gay!!!!

now you give it a day and tell me if you find that romotely funny!!!

happy laughing

2. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 11y

I liked it straightaway :) But it being Friday might help.... hehehe

3. Posted by mugen (Inactive 50 posts) 11y

Hee hee, thats well funny!! i'm so bad at remembering jokes and only every have 1 joke that i can tell at a time, so i might replace it with this one for a while....

4. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 11y

I agree... I thought it was really funny! Of course, if I were to let you into my sense of humour, you'd probably cringe. Actually I want to test out a joke as well. It's a math joke, and I just died of laughter at it, but my sister declared me a geek. I must warn you, it's a calculus joke. Here it is:

A constant function and e to the x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e to the x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e to the x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e to the x: "Hi, I'm e to the x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

Isn't it amazing!?!?! I loved it... like seriously I was laughing really hard in the office... people were confused . Maybe I am a geek but I loved it, as I liked your joke as well!

Tam

5. Posted by mtlchica (Respected Member 922 posts) 11y

lol, ok, maybe it's my years removed from math class.....but huh?

Cheers,
Katie ;)

6. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

glad u liked the joke, i mean if i understood it then i'm guessing every1 would but some people just look at me as if to say is that the end of the joke! well it puts a smile on my face!

i kinda got ur joke! i think, lol! but i aint got the brains to be honest!! i'lll test on a few people i think!

hey does anyone get those jokes through text messages, i've got one mate who always sends em and they are quite funny-you gotta have a certain type of sense of humour for em tho!

Jas x

7. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 11y

Tam, I have to say I am lost too.... maybe it's because it's Friday

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

lil j

I kept thinking "But... what's with the motorcycle and helmet?" I thought I'd missed something!

But that's me... the queen of overanalysation... don't get me started on missing appostrophes!

It was pretty funny, though...:)

9. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

yeh i think i over analyse things too!

the motorcycle and helmet just fills the middle bit of the joke if you get that, just so the last thing the rabbit wishes for is a bit of a supprise really! well bit unexpected-thats the word i'm looking for!

xX

10. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

The motorcycle and the helmet are so the rabbit can escape the angry bear after he makes his last wish. He'll need a quick escape to save himself from the wrath of the only-male, gay bear in the world!

Greg