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11. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 12y

Just to be clear; I got that one.... it's the one with the constant function that I was lost on.... my calculus is a bit rusty I guess :)

12. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

yeh nice one greg!!

that would be more like it!

13. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

Whoooooooooosh. Yup the sound of a maths joke going waaay over my head. My brotehr loved it though, so perhaps it's one for you clever lot. The Rabbit/Bear joke worked for me though!

Fridays random thoughts:
1. Boycott Shampoo. Ask for real poo.
2. In China when a child learns the piano, do they have to play a tune called "knife and fork"?

Have huge archives of jokes, but can only be bothered to offer the one now..:

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replies Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me."

"WHAT?" exclaims Jeff. "You just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack?"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?' she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

14. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

hey gelli, i was half way thru and thought i wasnt gonna get this one but its actually quite funny, i'll try that one tonight!!

ta x

15. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 12y

OMG! "Knife and fork" - that took me awhile. Bwaaaahaha!

16. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Sam and Katie (and everyone else),

the thing with my joke is that e to the x (can't use the symbols here) remains "unscathed" (i.e. does not change) no matter how many times you differentiate it, unless you are differentiating with respect to y, in which case all x's become constant giving you e (a constant) to a constant, thus rendering the function to 0. Damn... better luck next time! I know it's geeky but it's the brilliance of the joke that made me laugh!

17. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Gelli, didn't see your post earlier but thanks to your bro for laughing! Gotta love it! Give him this one:

The are 10 types of people in the world: people who understand binary, and people who have friends.

He'll get it. It actually took my math hating sister to point it out to me, to my everlasting shame. But it's brilliant!

18. Posted by leahrb (Full Member 209 posts) 12y

Travelover, Sorry I"m not getting ANY of those... Maybe because it's Friday, maybe because I've never had calculus (yet) (so maybe in the middle of a math class some day I'll just bust out laughing to myself)

Gelli -those are good.

19. Posted by WeeJoe (Respected Member 336 posts) 12y

Whats brown and white and flies through walls?

Casper the friendly plate of Shepherds Pie.

....maybe you have to be in the mood.

20. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Weejoe, that was hilarious!