HONEST NO OFFENSE AGAINST BLONDES BUT THESE ARE QUITE AMUSING
How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
MMM OK maybe not so so funny but I wanted to add to this shread as there are some really funny ones!
My favourite joke when was a kid was this;
Man: My dog has got no legs!
Woman: Really? what's his name?
Man: Cigarrette, 'cos every night I take him out for a drag!
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
Oh dear, oh dear.....
i'll finish that off for you weejoe...oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, he! he!
How does the blind parachutist know when to land..?
The dog's lead goes slack!!!
Oh, Gawd... their all coming out now.......
This one is so lame, I find it hilarious:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A really bad favourite:
Why do scuba divers dive into the water backwards?
Because if they fell forwards they'd land back in the boat.
Cheers Liz but i think i can do worse....
What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
What do you call a Spaniard who has lost his car?
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
because the Parrots eat 'em all.
Did i say Liz! Of course i meant J....theres too many 'Lil' people around here.
sorry to lower the tone but i thought this was class;
Why is parsley like pubic hair?
'cos you have to push it to the side before you start munching!