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31. Posted by nykky (Full Member 76 posts) 12y

HONEST NO OFFENSE AGAINST BLONDES BUT THESE ARE QUITE AMUSING

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

MMM OK maybe not so so funny but I wanted to add to this shread as there are some really funny ones!

Nykky x

32. Posted by carlo78 (Budding Member 37 posts) 12y

My favourite joke when was a kid was this;

Man: My dog has got no legs!

Woman: Really? what's his name?

Man: Cigarrette, 'cos every night I take him out for a drag!

33. Posted by WeeJoe (Respected Member 336 posts) 12y

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Oh dear, oh dear.....

34. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

i'll finish that off for you weejoe...oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, he! he!

x

35. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

How does the blind parachutist know when to land..?

The dog's lead goes slack!!!

Oh, Gawd... their all coming out now.......

36. Posted by barby (Full Member 52 posts) 12y

This one is so lame, I find it hilarious:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

37. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 12y

A really bad favourite:

Why do scuba divers dive into the water backwards?

Because if they fell forwards they'd land back in the boat.

38. Posted by WeeJoe (Respected Member 336 posts) 12y

Cheers Liz but i think i can do worse....

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?

Russell.

What do you call a Spaniard who has lost his car?

Carlos.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

because the Parrots eat 'em all.

39. Posted by WeeJoe (Respected Member 336 posts) 12y

Did i say Liz! Of course i meant J....theres too many 'Lil' people around here.

40. Posted by carlo78 (Budding Member 37 posts) 12y

sorry to lower the tone but i thought this was class;

Why is parsley like pubic hair?

'cos you have to push it to the side before you start munching!

sorry!