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1. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm going to
eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear-end."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

LIVE WELL...LAUGH OFTEN

2. Posted by WeeJoe (Respected Member 336 posts) 12y

I like it Airfix, nice work.

The answer to number 12 seems to be a resounding yes, cant help you with the rest pal.

3. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Liked it as well, especially 10.... it got me I'll admit it!

Just to add to your list, although perhaps not as funny is something I heard Jerry Seinfeld say. (similar to 1)

Who was the first person who looked at a horse and said "You know, I think I'll make some glue out of that"?

4. Posted by julieoz (Full Member 95 posts) 12y

that was funny and i was singing the alphabet and twinkle twinkle!!!!

5. Posted by Peter (Admin 5809 posts) 12y

Quoting Airfix

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?[

For sure, just like pushing the pedestrian light button makes it turn green quicker! There's some sort of patience filter built into those things.. The way I know this is that usually it only goes green after I've hit it at least 20 times! It very rarely does it after only one hit ;) hehehe ..

6. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

Quoting Peter

For sure, just like pushing the pedestrian light button makes it turn green quicker!

hehe... here in the UK too, or at least here in Wales, people tend to have a habit of flashing their headlights at traffic lights to try and get them to change... and when they don't, they flash again, and again, and again...... until they finally change and they say, "See, I told you it works!!" as I sit in the passenger seat laughing...