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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...With last night's musical entertainment playing until dawn on Beeristan, the Captain had a rough time getting the crew back onboard the ship. But, she was successful and the trade winds have once again been favorable too. "Captain, I think I see our next destination just ahead! Where do we put into port this time?" "Well Matey, I'm not exactly sure. The birthday girl has been a bit vague about her location lately so I only have the United Kingdom to work with." "Um, Captain, that means it could take awhile to find her then?" "Yup, we may have to form search parties and knock on every hospital's door." But Captain, why would she be in the hospital? No one should be sick on their birthday. That's just not right!" "No, no, Matey, she's not sick - she's working. Didn't you read the "What Made You Smile" thread the other day? She's been granted a staff nursing job in an intensive care unit at her favorite hospital." But Captain, what hospital is that? Couldn't we just go there?" As the Captain points to her previous statement of not knowing the name or whereabouts, the crew ignore her and go about donning their nurse's outfits so they will blend in at the assorted hospitals.

Last seen, the crew had divided into the aforementioned search parties and began to scour the UK for the birthday girl. Half could be heard yelling, "Come out! Come out! Wherever you are Miss Clarabell!" while the rest just decided to break into song...

Seaside whenever you stroll along with me
Im merely contemplating what you feel inside
Meanwhile I ask you to be my clementine
You say you will if you could but you cant
I love you madly
Let my imagination run away with you gladly
A brand new angle highly commendable
Seaside rendezvous

I feel so romantic can we do it again?
Can we do it again sometime Id like that
Fantastic cest la vie mesdames et messieurs
And at the peak of the season
The mediterranean
This time of year its so fashionable

I feel like dancing in the rain
Can I have a volunteer?
Just keep right on dancing
What a damn jolly good idea
Its such a jollification as a matter of fact
So tres charmant my dear

Underneath the moonlight
Together well sail across the sea
Reminiscing every night
Meantime I ask you to be my valentine
You say youd have to tell your daddy if you can
Ill be your valentino
Well ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
Get a new facial start a sensational
Seaside rendezvous so adorable
Seaside rendezvous ooh
Seaside rendezvous
Give us a kiss!

Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (August 8th) filled with friends, family, cocktails, pressies and a day away from emptying bedpans. My apologies for being just ever-so-slightly "late" but it's still your birthday if my clock is correct!!! Enjoy!!!!! ;)

...Isa and the crew continue their search for Clara but have now resorted to checking all the pubs because the hospitals were completely devoid of rum..

2. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5635 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Clara, have a great day!

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!


Hope you have a great one today. :)

4. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

............flying through the maternity ward with the grace of a newborn babe, dressed in the most fashionable white chiffon nurses uniform from the Beerman Collection of Prized Medical Wear, comes Beerman........

Hallllooooooooo, Miss ClaraTinkerBell person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make delivery (is good maternity ward joke, yes?) of Happy to you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!!

Please to make accept of this Prized Uniform of Doctor/Nurse person from Collection of Beerman, complete with enclosed Doctor/Nurse person who will make happy on you in way only persons of medical profession can......with instruments!!!! YAY!!!!! And to make help keep you warm on cold nights in ER when nothing is around you but sick peoples (ER would be wonderful if it wasn't for all these sick peoples), please to accept Special Medical Chestwig with internal battery operated warming system that will make to keep away all sicknesses from wearer so that wearer may continue to help others be not sick. Beerman makes swear by, it is good distraction to sick peoples when you must make injections of good medicines into posterior end of sick peoples.

......and with the continued grace of a newborn babe, Beerman flies directly to the cafeteria to chastise cooks for making whatever that potted meat dish with brown vegetables is........

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Clara - hope you had a great day!

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday, Clara! Hope you had an absolutely wonderful day!

7. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3860 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday - hope you had a great day :)

8. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Clara !!!:)

Hope u had a great one !!

9. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Thank you everyone! I had a lovely day thanks, great weather, great food, great presents, drinks with friends. Was a special birthday too cos it was my thirtieth!

10. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy 30th birthday, Clara! Glad to know you had a marvellous time on your special day!