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1. Posted by gordenbutl (Budding Member 12 posts) 7y

My job is so [bleep] unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. -snip-

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the [bleep] stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big [bleep] dog to work. Every [bleep] day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single [bleep] day.

Anyway, I drive these [bleep] around in my van and we solve mysteries and [cabbage].

[ Edit: tried to remove some offensive bits. ]

2. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y

Your van doesn't happen to have a flower motif paint job, with "Mystery Machine" in big letters, does it?

Ruh roh.......I think I've seen these people....

3. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 7y

Quoting beerman

Your van doesn't happen to have a flower motif paint job, with "Mystery Machine" in big letters, does it?

Ruh roh.......I think I've seen these people....

Me too ! They seem to do a lot of running around don't they ?!?

4. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 7y

5. Posted by bwiiian (Travel Guru 768 posts) 7y

Very good, I was really believing right up to the end

6. Posted by rosenhung (Budding Member 26 posts) 7y

Your job is very interesting . sometimes, these people might make you fun. Right? Not every one has chance same to you.

7. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 7y

Haha, I think I could handle it as long as the stoner didn't bring his annoying puppy to work too!

:)

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

Quoting magykal1

Haha, I think I could handle it as long as the stoner didn't bring his annoying puppy to work too!

:)

Bring along enough Scooby-Snacks and there shouldn't be any problem. Except for the fact that he does drool... Not much as he's a Great Dane... But, the sight of Scooby-Snacks and he's a slobbering maniac...

9. Posted by eroltoksoy (Full Member 173 posts) 7y

I LOVE THE JOB BUT I HATE THE OFFICE.