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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

..."This is a sad state of affairs." exclaims Captain Isa to the crew of the TP pirate ship. "Here we are, visiting one of our favorite coffeehouses in the whole wide world and the place is a mess. No coffee, no wait staff, no penguins. This is an outrage!!!!! This is the infamous Penguin's Point Coffeehouse and not a penguin or coffee to be found! Not even a fish scale!" As Captain Isa paces the floor, she is lost for an explanation... "Captain, I think we have found the cause of the problem." "Yes? And what might that be?" "Well Captain, there seems to be no coffee beans nor ground coffee nor anything else resembling coffee in the whole place." "What????!!!!", cried out the Captain, "How can this be??? This is unfair!!! Where have all the penguins gone???? Someone find me a penguin!!!!"

After several hours of searching, one lone penguin has been found. There's a note attached to his leg as though someone thought him a carrier pigeon...

"I am sorry that I can not be here for your arrival. Stop. I have been called away on urgent business. Stop. I know you were looking forward to a cup of Penguin's Point Especialle but this appointment was much too important to miss. Stop. Please understand I love you all. Stop. I'll be back in a couple of days if you can come back then. Stop."

With that, Captain Isa realized what the engagement entailed and it was the sole reason they were visiting Penguins' Point anyway Okay, besides the coffee. So, the captain and crew made themselves comfortable in the coffeehouse, pretendning it was camp-out night in the woods. With that, the crew decided to...

Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Camptown race-track five miles long, Oh, doo-dah day!
I come down south with my hat caved in, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
I go back home with a pocket full of tin, Oh, doo-dah day!

Gonna to run all night!
Gonna to run all day!
I'll bet my money on thee bob-tail nag,
Somebody bet on the grey.

the long tail filly and de big black horse, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
they fly de track and they cut across, Oh, doo-dah-day!
the blind horse sticken in a big mud hole, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Can't touch bottom with a ten foot pole, Oh, doo-dah-day!

Gonna to run all night!
Gonna to run all day!
I'll bet my money on thee bob-tail nag,
Somebody bet on the grey.

Old muley cow come on to de track, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
the bob-tail fling her over his back, Oh, doo-dah-day!
Den fly along like a rail-road car, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Runnin' a race with a shootin' star, Oh, doo-dah-day!

Gonna to run all night!
Gonna to run all day!
I'll bet my money on thee bob-tail nag,
Somebody bet on the grey.

See dem flyin' on a ten mile heat, Doo-dah doo-dah!
Round de race track, den repeat, Oh, doo-dah-day!
I win my money on de bob-tail nag, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
I keep my money in an old tow-bag, Oh, doo-dah-day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOUTER-RRRRRRR
Here's hoping you have a wonderful day filled with friends, family, penguins, coffee, then martinis (fake vodka or real) and a whole lot of fun!!!!!!!

Isa wanders off to see if the penguins hid a stash of Kahlua to go along with what remnants of coffee she found in the basement...

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday, Wouter!!! :)

Hope you have a great one.

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 7y

Happy birthday, W®! Hope you're having a fantastic day.

4. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 7y

Wouterrrrrr!! Gefeliciteerd! Neem zo'n goudgele rakker op me

5. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 7y

Have a great day Wouter! En inderdaad, zo'n sinas met schuim zal wel smaken!

6. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 7y

thanks guys. isa, are you a writer? if not, you should consider starting:)
all i know is that my fridge is full of beer, wine and vodka for saturday, its hard to not touch it.

7. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 7y

Quoting Utrecht

Have a great day Wouter! En inderdaad, zo'n sinas met schuim zal wel smaken!

gadverdamme!

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

Quoting wouterrr

thanks guys. isa, are you a writer? if not, you should consider starting:)
all i know is that my fridge is full of beer, wine and vodka for saturday, its hard to not touch it.

Nope. I'm a lot of things but writer is not one of them. Sadly, I keep submitting my poetry to competitions and I keep being told it's really good, keep up the good work. Alas, no prize has come along with that praise. So, I write Birthday wishes instead. Hey, they're actually more fun!

When is Penguin's Point going to be open for business again? We're really getting thirsty. Every morning we wait in line and no coffee, no penguins, no fish scales. You've been ignoring OT way to long, my friend. ;)

Again - hope you've had a wonderful day!!! Enjoy the vodka (as it's my favorite beverage -after rum, of course).

9. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y

Many Many Many Happy Days to you Mr. Woooooouteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'll be over in an hour to check out the fridge........"inspect" the beer, so to speak, just to make sure it's good and you don't overindulge!!!!!!!

10. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 7y

Quoting beerman

Many Many Many Happy Days to you Mr. Woooooouteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'll be over in an hour to check out the fridge........"inspect" the beer, so to speak, just to make sure it's good and you don't overindulge!!!!!!!

Will you also taste the beer?