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1. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 12y

20 Reasons why a Girl should call it a night...

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the sexiest dance move around!!!

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.

Yes...i'm guilty!!

2. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

oh liz-how scarily true, ha! ha! some of them bring back some memories.

another one is that you get carried out by a bouncer end up laying on the pavement and you dont give two cares in the world, you think you are fine while everyone is looking at you in pitty!!-i dont think i'll live that one down just yet!

3. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 12y

Oh, I once got carried out a club by a bouncer too! I was only about 16. Quite funny.

Don't know if thats worse than the time I was sick on a bus...Why am i telling the world these things?

I used to have a reputation of being unable to handle my drink. On every night out there is a pissed mate. Its only in the last few years I've really got to grips with it. Other people have taken over the pissed friend role in the group! Now i've figured out when to stop I'm not so embarrassing at all...

...Most of the time.

4. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

Quoting Lil Liz

20 Reasons why a Girl should call it a night...

Do these not apply to guys tooo... I know I'm guilty of, eeermmmmmm, 1 or 2 ;)

And I can add 1 of my own, too...

Falling down the escalator, from the top all the way to the bottom, at Piccadilly Circus tube station because you tried to go down the escalator that was coming up...

A bit of advice for anyone who might be thinking of trying it out... DON'T!!! It hurts the next day, slightly, and for a few days after!

5. Posted by KitCat (Full Member 65 posts) 12y

I am guilty too, brilliant. How about fell asleep on the toilet in a comedy club, and the bouncer had to break in to wake me up, then as you walked back to your group trying to pretend nothing happened, the comedian took a piss out of some girl passing out on the toilet seat.Has that happened to anyone else, or it is just me?

6. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

maybe thats just you but thats the sort of thing that would happen to me-i just find it funny. well its a story to tell-just think of it like that!!

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 12y

Bwaaa...!

I was once terrified because it felt like I had 8 arms, but that's another story altogether...

Number 14 reminds me of a story about my sister's ex. He was standing in his kitchen, thinking: "Why in the world is the fridge falling?". Then he hit the floor.

8. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Guilty of some... umm... in particular number 10 and 18. Hahaha. You gotta laugh at yourself. Oh and number 4 is unfortunately too true! Once I ended up looking very much in the heroin chic fashion when my eyeliner had decided to smudge itself all around my eyes! Horrible horrible! But so long as you're not the only one, it's all good! Airfix, OUCH! That sounds too painful! Hug!

9. Posted by mtlchica (Respected Member 922 posts) 12y

Let's see now.....

I'm guilty of 2, 7, 14, 15, and definately 20. There's probably a bit of the others thrown in too ;)

K ;)

10. Posted by michellemm (Full Member 109 posts) 12y

Well, I'm guilty from, at least, 9 of them!!!

1, 2, 3 ,4, 6, 7, 8, 11, 20.....

Oh my.....