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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPOSPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 6y

...Much to Captain Isa's liking, the GPS thingy is working very well. The pirate ship left port a few days ago and the thingy has navigated their way to the next destination without too many hiccups. Okay, it sent them halfway to the North Pole first, but they are finally back on track. "Captain, it appears that we're heading for Udon Thani Province in Thailand. I don't think we can sail all the way." "Not a problem, Matey. They have these really cool things called trains." But Captain..." "No buts about it - get us on a train and quickly!" With that the crew member reserves for the entire dining/bar car. The thought - who needs sleep when you have food and rum!

The pirate ship slowly sails into pier at Payatta. Once docked, the crew rushes to the local train station to find their way to Muang Udon Thani. "Captain, it seems we don't have reservations." "What do you mean no reservations? We called ahead." "Well, our reservations are from Bangkok to Muang Udon Thani." Immediately, the crew flag down yet another bus in yet another country to get to Bangkok for the train...

Thankfully, the timing was perfect and the pirates have arrived mostly intact - minus one or two who couldn't find their passports. They will be rescued soon. As the crew disembark the train, they do their thing that they do every time there is a birthday...

อุทาหรณ์ของคนรุ่นเก่า
มีชายชราเป็นคนขี้เมา
งานการไม่ทําแกกินแต่เหล้า
กินตั้งแต่เช้า ทุกวี่วัน
เหตุการณ์ผันแปรให้แบมือขอทาน
ร่อนเร่พเนจรแหล่งที่คนพลุกพล่าน
ร่างกายชูบโซผิวตัวดํากร้าน
ตัวสั่นสะท้าน เพราะพิษสุราเรื้อรัง

(*Patchanon, I have no idea what I just copied and pasted from the Carabao website. I hope it isn't something totally obscene...)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATCHANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (February 21st) filled with friends, family, your fiance and lots of rum!!! Rum is important for these celebrations. Ask any pirate.

As the crew try to figure out what it is that they are singing, Captain Isa uses her super special contact in the hotel business to make reservations for the weekend... ;)

2. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3720 posts) 6y

Happy Birthday Opospa, hope you have a great day. :)

3. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 6y

Happy Birthday Opospa/Patchanon! Enjoy a great day!

4. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 6y

Many Many Many Happy Birthdays to you Opospa!!!! I am hoping you have made proper celebrations wearing speedo and chestwig!!!!!!!!

5. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 6y

Happy birthday Opospa !!!:)

Hope u celebrated it in style !!

6. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 6y

Happy Birthday Patchanon and best wishes for happy and prosperous 2553!

7. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 6y

Happy happy birthday Opospa! Hope it was a good one :)

8. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 6y

Thanks Isa, Bex76, Utrecht, beerman, arif, vegasmike and Sam!!!

The song is about a Drunken Old Man...... Which doing nothing but drinking all day

HAHAHA!!! Thats cool though!!!!