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Travel Forums Off Topic HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH TO JASE007!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y Star this if you like it!'s been a grueling trip from Thailand as the Pirate Ship heels into London......Ontario. Something is telling the Captain that the Navigator has been nipping into the rum stocks just a tad too much. Pressed for time and in need of a fresh martini, the Captain barks out her orders. "Woof.....woof, grrrrrr, scalawags!!!!!". The crew leaps into action, heaves the besotted Navigator overboard, and makes full sail for that other London.........England.

Arriving several minutes later at their proper destination, the Boson looks feverishly for the Captain and Admiral Beerman. The crew scurries about looking for their Fearless Leaders, finding them several hours later in their quarters. The Fearless Leaders have been preoccupied mixing cocktails, checking threads, wrapping a sizable present for the birthday boy, and in general, snuggling. The crew is beside themselves, as they have been thoughtless in preparing their song and dance routine for this voyage. "On to Surrey", bark the Fearless Leaders in unison. "Is very nice my dear, we are making funnies together again", exclaims the Admiral.

In no time at all, the Fearless Leaders, followed by their hapless crew of miscreant pirates, find the birthday boy peering through the window of a "Gentlemen's Club", hoping to sneak a peek at sundry lap dances and dancing action.

"Hallloooooo, Mr. 007 person you, it is us, your Make Happy at You peoples. Is very odd to see you peering through darkened window wearing only speedo-from-last-year and Celtic jersey.....and socks. You are perhaps not feeling right as rain. Please to take this Rangers jersey so to make you feel better about Rangers being 13 points up in tables. We have made prepare for you a special birthday celebration, including, but not limited to, special Beerman Weapons Trading Company rocket launcher for to make Happy with employers. Employers may not be too Happy, but you will be. Now please to hold out hand and accept this keg of Special Guinness so we may begin party of Day!!!! Yay!!!!! Was plundered in raid on Dublin beer factory. Is good, yes? Now, Captain Isa Fearless Leader person will lead hapless crew of miscreant pirates in song, just for you."

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

"Oh, was stirring rendition........thanks to you Fearless Snuggle Captain and hapless crew!!!! Brings little tiny tear of joy to right-hand corner of left-hand eye of Beerman. Sniff. Now, for gifties. Mr. 007 person, please to accept small token of joy from pirates........was wrapped with loving care by Captain Snuggles and 34 hectare island in west of Phi Phi Islands, made complete with midget butler and Solex brand solar powered world destruction laser, just like the sissy-boy Jamey Bond had in sissy movie. And to make complete, please to accept this manual entitled "How to Speak Like Ricardo Montalban on Fantasy Island". This make you very popular with ladies, if you are getting my drift....wink wink nudge nudge."

.........and the partying goes on............

ps: Day of Joy is March 7, but for pirates working on Central Time in U.S., is close enough.

[ Edit: Edited on 06-Mar-2010, at 13:01 by beerman ]

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y Star this if you like it!

Well, I couldn't have done better myself so I will just say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to snuggle... Sorry, I like you but I like the Admiral more... ;)

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 7y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Jase!!!

Hope you have a great one today. :)

4. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 7y Star this if you like it!

Cheers guy's.
The Thai go-go bars and beach next year - open invite to all !!!

Now time to find the instructions for that laser ......

5. Posted by kelly7898 (First Time Poster 1 posts) 7y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Jase!!!

Hi , I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!


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