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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 6y

...Having enjoyed a few days in New York City, the Captain and crew realize they are running late once again... Deciding there is a lot of water to cross to get to the next destination, they opt for the Martini Blimp. Sadly, having inaccurate navigational charts dating back to 1786, the blimp flies headlong into that annoying ash cloud from Iceland. Had they not taken a left at the Statue of Liberty, the blimp would have arrived in a timely manner.

As the blimp finally returns to course, the Captain knows the birthday boy will have been asleep for several hours. So, as they did for little cousin May, the pirates gather under the birthdy boy's window and softly do their thing...

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
Gay your life must be

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gum drops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
Leave some there for me

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
That's not a monkey that's me

Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
Gets a boo-boo in his tail
Cry, Kookaburra! Cry, kookaburra!
Oh how life can be

HAPPY (ALMOST) BELATED BIRTHDAY BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have enjoyed your first birthday party (April 18th) in a grand way - with lots of family, friends, birthday cake to smear around and pressies galore!!!!!

After three renditions of the Kookaburra song, the Captain and crew sneak away under the cover of darkness. Last seen, they were playing on the jungle-gym and swings at a nearby park...

2. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 6y

Happy Birthday Benny! And be nice to your daddy;)

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4. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 6y

Happy Birthday, Benny!!! :)

5. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 6y

Many Many Many Happy Days to you Master Benny!!!!!!!

You must always remember, as long as you live: there is more sugar in the frosting than the cake, so devour the frosting first. Little Tip For Life #1.

Sweet Dreams little one.

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