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1. Posted by Isadora (Moderator, 13924 posts) 6 Jun '10 11:12

...Now that there have been a few days since the May Birthday Madness, the Captain and crew have been able to climb back aboard the pirate ship. Gathering up the first birthday guest is a piece of cake because she lives in the vicinity. The Captain has also stock-piled every known remedy, including lots and lots of rum, because she knows the birthday guest suffers from motion sickness just at the mention of water. Thankfully, there have been calm seas and the rum has taken care of the rest. Due to the distance and some rather nasty events in the Gulf of Mexico, the Captain has sent the Martini Blimp to collect the second birthday guest. Because it is a joint celebration, the party will be taking place on the Island of Beeristan...

As usual, the ship has arrive before the Martini Blimp. The ship's navigator used the 1786 nautical maps while the Martini Blimp took the GPS. One of these days someone is going to figure out how the GPS works, but today is not the day. It seems the blimp made an unexpected stop on Peleliu. Realizing their mistake, with only a few hours to spare, the blimp takes off again and sets the controls to overdrive. Can't be late for this party!

"Captain, shouldn't the blimp be here by now?" "Aye Matey, but if my ears don't deceive me, I think I hear it approaching now!" "Captain. It's a blimp and doesn't make any noise." "Matey, where do you think all of that music is coming from? I can hear the samba beat." "Captain, I think you're referring to the music down at the beach bar. We had to occupy the birthday girl with something other than just rum." "Good point, Matey." And with that, both the Captain and mate catch a glimpse of the blimp on the horizon...

"Okay crew, is everything ready to go? I know we normally hold these celebrations up by the quarters but the beach bar seemed the better venue." "Yes Captain, we're ready whenever the birthday persons are here." "Well, we're in luck because the blimp just landed and here they come down the beach! Queue the band!"

And, with that, the you know what begins...

Ole! Ole! It's Showtime!

In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you!
If we weren't in the show starting right away,
We'd be in the audience too
All together!

In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

The boys in the back are kamikaze
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can
The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the Tiki Room birds are here every day
Our show is delightful we hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on the lady's hat

In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus

In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS HEATHER AND KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you both have a wonderful day (June 7th) filled with family, friends, lots of cocktails, really cool pressies and everything else your hearts may desire. Okay, I know what Beerman's will bring but I'm not tellin' just yet...

...With the party in full swing, the Captain wanders off to see if there is any food left from the buffet she didn't mention above. Finding none, she wanders back to the beach bar for another round of Tiki Tiki Tiki Room and a bottle of rum...

[ Edit: Edited on 06-Jun-2010, at 11:21 by Isadora ]

2. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru, 3528 posts) 6 Jun '10 12:47

Gretchen,
I hope you and Kris have a great day together. Happy Birthday Kris!

3. Posted by bex76 (Moderator, 3595 posts) 6 Jun '10 17:26

Happy Birthday to both of you!

4. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin, 5577 posts) 7 Jun '10 00:40

Hooraaaayyyy!! Happy birthday to the both of you, and here's to hoping you had a great birthday!

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru, 3535 posts) 7 Jun '10 00:42

Thank you Maw - got my birthday present last week a shiny new mountainbike - although at the moment every time l go out on it calmity ensues - but maybe that is just me - lm off out again now too see if l can cause more carnage!! Have had a loverly morning so far with breakfast in bed some birthday cards, going to the flicks this afternoon and then the promise of dinner being cooked - the menu has not been discussed and cooking aint Pauls forte but its the thought!

Kris - l hope you have a wonderful day Paw, that the sun shines the cocktails flow aplenty and l shall raise a glass or two to you this evening! Happy Birthday xxx

6. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru, 1757 posts) 7 Jun '10 04:57

Happy birthday to both of you:)

7. Posted by beerman (Moderator, 1631 posts) 7 Jun '10 06:27

Thank you Dear, Mike, Bex, Sam, Heather , and Arif!!!!

Happy Birthday to you too H.......enjoy your day, and try not to get saddle sores from that bike!!!!

Perhaps after Capt. Isa raids the rum stocks, we can stand out in the rain again.....au natural........ah, late Spring, ya gotta love it!!!!!!

8. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive, 1447 posts) 7 Jun '10 08:31

Happy Birthday Kris.

9. Posted by mim (Travel Guru, 1276 posts) 7 Jun '10 10:22

Wowza! I caught an important one!!

Many many happy returns Purdy and of course the Beerman, come to manchester I'll get you a flagon of our finest

Hope you both have a fabulous day...

mxx

10. Posted by beerman (Moderator, 1631 posts) 7 Jun '10 10:23

Thanks Anthony, I am happy!!