First of all hello regulars and everyone, it is i the vodka bounty hunter.
And for those that havent got a clue what im on about feed me vodka and i will explain.
Ok so ive been suffering the deadly virus called Man Flu for the last 2 weeks and without being able to shake it off i decide to go and see the local doctor. He decides my sinuses are an issue and prescribes me Doxycycline.
My brain being mashed from the deadly man flu fails to register what hes prescribing me until i arrive home and remember bloody hell hes given me malaria tablets.
i then read the information leaflet which tells me its also used to treat:
Chest,lung or nasal infections eg bronchitis,pneumonia,sinusitis
Infections of the kidneys and bladder eg cystitis, urethritis
Infections of the skin
Fevers associated with louse or tick bites
And finally sexually transmitted diseases eg gonorrhoea, syphilis and clamydia
Im just glad the doctor never asked me to drop my trousers and underwear to stick something up my pee hole
and all im suffering from is sinusitis
However if you are travelling the world and are putting things in places where they shouldnt be put, and it turns green and oozes pus then take a few trusty malaria tablets to see if it helps