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11. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Okay, talking about Gobshites!! A lack of thought in a cunning plan, it's always one little detail!

12. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

it was quite a huge detail, Mc Donalds cups !!!

13. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

This makes me bang my on the table in despair for mankind!

14. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

its only two people out of billions !!! relax !

15. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

But there might be more! Lurking in the shadows....

16. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

don't be so suspicious

17. Posted by moutallica (Respected Member 122 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

The thing i find is that somebody has a huge story to go with the fact that they are sick, it's probably a lie. It's better to just say "i'm not feeling well and i think i should stay in bed", rather than "I not feeling well because last night i went to a little restaurant and the waiter didnt like me and i think he put something in my food, but i ate it anyways and now i have a rare exotic disease that only affects people named jim and i know my name isnt jim but somehow the disease thought my name was jim so now i'm sick and i wish i could come into work but my ears are bleeding and i think my toes are going to fall off. See you tomorrow"

18. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

If you hold a handkerchief or whatever to mouthpiece of the phone to muffle your voice, and then then very slowly ... the person at work is likely to say something like, "You don't sound very well!" Let them diagnose your illness

19. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

speak very slowly and deliberately

20. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

the guys i work with always assume i'm hungover rather then sick !! they even called to my house to check before, luckily / unluckily i really was sick, managed to puke on one of them , whoooooppps