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21. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

For some of them it would that would have improved their look!

22. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

don't be so nasty !!! okay i had to say that but i tend to agree !

23. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Just three words for you: Do some damage!

24. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

You puked on them? Well they deserved it if they come to your house to check up on you; I would have puked on them also

25. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

god, do you know what i would give to puke on my boss right now?

26. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

i was just too sick to be embarressed and i was really annoyed at them for not believing me, they know i like to party so they jumped to conclusions,... but even since then if i'm sick i get very leading questions, you think that they would have learned by now

27. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

I like the way this conversation is going. The amount of times I dreamed of puke or rather deposit something else equally unpleasant on my boss's desk.
But you just can't do that without a very good reason, especially if it involves dropping your pants.... It might work if you'd live in the Rainforest where they have these vicious red ants that get inside your clothes and attack you! Happened to some of us in Zambia - one guy got bitten in his family jewels

28. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

you know the scene in that Pet Detective movie with Jim Carey where he meets the African tribe and they spit all over him to show their affection for him......that's what I'd like to do to my boss...

29. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Oh, do I detect a nasty streak there? Don't mess with Irish women, they're lethal!
For the best examples in Dublin you have to go to Moore Street, where the lovely ladies sell fresh fruit and vegetables. They are like walking siege weapons and have tongues you could shave with!

30. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

What's your best excuse for being sick when you don't want to go to work ?

I think I've called in sick twice in my life and even then I felt so guilty. I just cant do it so I wouldnt know what excuse to come up if I had to make a phone call. My employees call me all the time with the craziest excuses so I dont they are ALL bulls*ing me so I figure people think the same of me if I were to call.

The excuse I love the best is..."my grandma died...". Sometimes they forget they told me that 5 times before already...