I got bored on the internet and found this piece about a dumb criminal, I laughed so hard I just had to post it for you to laugh at:
An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed...
He sounds like a very considerate husband
Yet another Darwin Award classic.
I never get tired of reding them, or being amazed at just how truly stupid some preople really are!!!
LOL! That was good for a laugh. Poor couple.
OMG, the ignorance continues....lol. I thought i had heard the last of people like that when i left the police force almost 10 years ago...goes to prove some people never change...lol
lol omg what a dumbass lol!!!!!
Rugby fan 'cuts off testicles' to celebrate win
February 8, 2005 - 1:35PM
A Welsh rugby fan has reportedly cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the Daily Mirror reported today.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.
For a minute there, I was worried you were talking about Gelli !!
That man must have been reaaaaally drunk.
What an idiot! How do you even manage to do that to yourself? I think I would faint just thinking about it....
If he cut off his testicles when his team won, what on earth would he have done if they'd lost?????