Skip Navigation

Favorite topic (guys only!).

Travel Forums Off Topic Favorite topic (guys only!).

Page

Last Post

11. Posted by Lion king (Budding Member 14 posts) 11y

MASSAGEUK. You sound like a banker yourself. I am not surprised she left. Besides, its a wrong topic, for your convinience I started another one,for all the broken hearts.

12. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

MASSAGEUK, I notice under your profile that your gender is "unknown".

Perhaps this has something to do with your problem?

13. Posted by kae (Budding Member 31 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

Quoting MASSAGEUK

the guy is impotent (after a serious spine injury) and needs daily massage therapy as well as a cook/cleaner (my grf is a thai massage therapist). There is no love or compassion - just pure business contract.

unfortunately it happens with girls from the poor countries.

She sounds pretty useful to me, but does it only happen with girls from the POOR countries ?

"ONLY"? i am wondering. Materialistic persons are around the world.

14. Posted by ukmassage (Inactive 1052 posts) 11y

Quoting james

MASSAGEUK, I notice under your profile that your gender is "unknown". Perhaps this has something to do with your problem?

I am a massage therapist - specyfying gender in my profession is not important or even undesired.

One of my purposes being on these boards is 'lifting up' my sites on google - as a compliment to your website you are no 4 for 'massage london' and many other keywords.

I do have balls but love is difficult to explain in a rational way.

15. Posted by Peter (Admin 5812 posts) 11y

Quoting MASSAGEUK

One of my purposes being on these boards is 'lifting up' my sites on google - as a compliment to your website you are no 4 for 'massage london' and many other keywords.

Actually, we're no.2 now for Massage London (thanks for your hard work). But this really doesn't help YOUR website! I doubt very much anyone would follow any of those (seriously spammy) links in your profile. The only one that is really of any use to you is the one 'live' website link gained by posting enough in the forum. Now, all you've really done is created another competitor for yourself (and believe me, we're not easy competitors to beat ;)) hehehe

Good luck with it. Peter

16. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Quoting MASSAGEUK

[quote=james]
One of my purposes being on these boards is 'lifting up' my sites on google - as a compliment to your website you are no 4 for 'massage london' and many other keywords.

So this explains all the advertising in your profile ...

17. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

This has got to be the strangest thread ever. Temperature-changing girls straight out of a Harlequin novel? Cheating girls from poor countries? Genderless massage therapists? I think I'll go find sanity in that "Do you see auras?" forum... ;)

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Now you know why it says "Guys Only!" at the top.

19. Posted by Lion king (Budding Member 14 posts) 11y

These guys are all sick. Tway, may I ask you, what is a 'Harlequin novel?'

20. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

My Mom reads Harlequin novels - those little books with Fabio on the cover, holding some heaving-bosomed woman. The kind where you can open the book up to the middle and you're guaranteed the juiciest of details.

I wouldn't necessarily call these posts "sick", though. Just a little...strange.