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21. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

I don't bite people I don't know well enough and the hose would not distract me, it would rather attract me. So better stay off the hose.

22. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

So you are safe Isa, just fetch him the hose or a bone, it seems Pardus has an attraction for narrowly shaped objects.

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

After spending time with Pardus in Live Chat yesterday, I have learned:

1) He's a walking talking Monty Python script, with personalized improv thrown in for good measure.

2) He won't let anyone touch the hoses.

3) He thrives on lemon curry

4) Has an arsenal of kitchen cutlery and small appliances

5) Doesn't bite - too often

6) Has a friend named Smeagel (from Lord of the Rings)

7) Has several people taking up resience in his head - most of them napping.

8) And, like James and MattXIII, has a thing for virgins.

24. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

I think number 8 is just a male thing....until they get sick of teaching anyway ...;)

25. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

hehehe you know him so well and you'll be pleased to know he's the same outside of tp as he is in here....... he really is mad ! ;)

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Raven

hehehe you know him so well and you'll be pleased to know he's the same outside of tp as he is in here....... he really is mad ! ;)

I'm guessing it's from all the voices in his head... There's medication available, but then - Pardus wouldn't be Pardu anymore. We can't have that!

27. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting isadora

Pardus wouldn't be Pardu anymore.

Make that Pardus wouldn't be PARDUS anymore.

(Edit button near completion yet????)

28. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

I don't really have a thing for virgins, unless they turn on the beacon which happens to be grailshaped. Then they deserve punishment....

29. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Sorry, I was forced to post a reply, but I was still dizzy after being beaten savagely in the chatroom earlier....
I will keep some permanent reminders from that evening....

30. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Who is beating you up P? Is that Evelyn you are chatting with? Must be comparing vague recollections of last night events in the streets of Ireland...