I just got this email - I thought I'd give you all a giggle:
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
> Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been
> of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made
>her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the
>two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between
>Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
>Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
>Stephanie and I are just roommates."
> About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
>gravy ! ! ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
>"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he
>sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take
>the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
> the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
> since you were here for dinner.
> Love, Brian
> Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
> Dear Son:
> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying
> that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
> she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle
> by now.
> Love, Mom
They have their ways!