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1. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Thanx for the emails and other fan mail. Love the personal pix that were sent. Unfortunately, Wocca can only make a guest appearance at the moment .....
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Do you live a secret lifestyle which stands in contrast to your public image?

2. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Well if i told you Wocca it wouldn't be very secret anymore!

3. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

You could hypothesize, E

4. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Okay then.

I'm a cat burglar - I have tremendous agility and lightness of foot. I can squeeze through tiny apertures and do amazing this with my long hair. I have pulled off jobs in Kuala Lumpur and Cape Town, New York and Buenos Aires. I can hold my breath for outstanding periods of time and can subdue an opponent with one quick flick to the earlobe.

I can speak 10 different languages, one which has never been heard of in the Western world. I am a master swordswoman and am skilled in the art of Kung Fu. I hold 40 different passports and my code name is Sensi.

5. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Lady of the Night?? I am still waiting for a reply on this forum.

It seems I do much better at night than during the day, my brain sort of opens up and becomes "awake" at 10 pm, it is very strange. Must be the late college classes for over 9 years...

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Does picking your nose in private count?

Not, that, you know...

7. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

Thanx for the emails and other fan mail. Love the personal pix that were sent. Unfortunately, Wocca can only make a guest appearance at the moment .....

Well W, you are quite the popular stud in TP...your absence is definitely felt, dont work too hard, I've heard it isnt good for your health...;)

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

I am you. And you are me. And we all live together. (And we all live in a yellow submarine...)

I live in the submarine because I really work for Black Ops, making sure those wiley Canadians stay on their side of the border and don't try to teach our children that fake French they speak.

No, I only have one image and have to look at it every morning in the mirror - to make sure it's really me. What you see/hear/feel, is what you get in the "real" world. Some of you will find that out come September, when I've been ordered to patrol the TP gathering for French-speaking rebels.

9. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Only in my dreams....

10. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Not apart from cross dressing on weekends...