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31. Posted by newguy (Full Member 197 posts) 11y

Guys, i have a Roald Dahl poem to share...

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,
They don't climb out the window sill,
They never fight or kick or punch,
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink --
But did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot?
IT ROTS THE SENSE IN THE HEAD!
IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!
IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND!
IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND BLIND
HE CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND
A FANTASY, A FAIRYLAND!
HIS BRAIN BECOMES AS SOFT AS CHEESE!
HIS POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE!
HE CANNOT THINK -- HE ONLY SEES!
'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say,
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
We'll answer this by asking you,
'What used the darling ones to do?
'How used they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
Have you forgotten? Don't you know?
We'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY ... USED ... TO ... READ! They'd READ and READ,
AND READ and READ, and then proceed
To READ some more. Great Scott! Gadzooks!
One half their lives was reading books!
The nursery shelves held books galore!
Books cluttered up the nursery floor!
And in the bedroom, by the bed,
More books were waiting to be read!
Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales
Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales
And treasure isles, and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars,
And pirates wearing purple pants,
And sailing ships and elephants,
And cannibals crouching 'round the pot,
Stirring away at something hot.
(It smells so good, what can it be?
Good gracious, it's Penelope.)
The younger ones had Beatrix Potter
With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter,
And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland,
And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and-
Just How The Camel Got His Hump,
And How the Monkey Lost His Rump,
And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul,
There's Mr. Rate and Mr. Mole-
Oh, books, what books they used to know,
Those children living long ago!
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books,
Ignoring all the dirty looks,
The screams and yells, the bites and kicks,
And children hitting you with sticks-
Fear not, because we promise you
That, in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do,
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something to read.
And once they start -- oh boy, oh boy!
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen!
And later, each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did.


But..heck! I'd love to spend a day doing nothing but watch tv programs.

32. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 11y

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,

This is the climax in terms of literary.

Throw away the TV? Ridiculuos for city people because TV will part their lives and filling up their emptiness...

This is a poem of fantasy. Luckily, i lost my TV temporarily. Still, not many people are selective in TV's program.

If there is a term for drug-addicted, then it goes for TV-addicted! (and later on would be G3-addicted; digicam-addicted (which we called these people as LOMO according to the latest scenario); handycam-addicted and many more...human couldn't run away from technology...maybe you could run away and maybe your next generation couldn't)

That's the life.

33. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

What until you watch television in China, cikusang

34. Posted by Travel100 (Travel Guru 1556 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

What until you watch television in China, cikusang

I stayed in a really nice hotel down in Jinghong (Xishuangbanna) with Satellite TV, had 20+ channels, and they were ALL in Chinese, not a single English channel, no CNN, no BBC, not a single English word. In China I could definitely live without TV.

35. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

For the most part, I do ...

36. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 11y

What until you watch television in China, cikusang

Your statement terrifies me, Wocca... is that 'severe' there?

In short, i could live without TV.

Lee

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