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1. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

The best way to get hit is to hit somebody.

2. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Not if you hit them with something you threw from a distance;)

3. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

Not in England, the best way to get hit is to push to the front of a taxi queue on a friday night at pub kicking out time. You're guaranteed to receive a few blows within seconds.

4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

The best way to get hit by a woman is to tell her she looks good. For her age.

5. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

The best way to get hit by a woman is to tell her she looks good. For her age.

Or tell her her bumb looks big

6. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

...........sorry bum

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Dumb bumb. ha! You've created an entirely new insult.

8. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

or to skip the queue for the bar !

9. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

A guy once hit my across the head because I banged into his girlfriend. The bar was packed and of course I had had one too many. I tripped and bumped into her. I said i was sorry and the next thing her big brute of a fella gave me a really hard slap. I wont tell you all what he called me.

I think that was the only time in my life I experienced a real sense of shock.

10. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

did you hit him back ? get him thrown out ?? how dare he hit you, i hate when men become bullies !