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1. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our
pets:
1. They live here; you don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pet better than I like most people.
4. To you it's an animal. To me he and/or she is an adopted son and/or daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and is speech challenged.

Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.

2. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Kids don't make me sneeze, wheeze, or blow my nose till it bleeds.

Jeez, I sound like an anti-cat rapper.

3. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

hmmmm...so prehaps you would be willing to take 4 children off my hands?? teehee (I can dream, can't I?)
;)

4. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

get rid of children AND pets and I will be content!

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Erm, I can babysit one quiet, well-behaved baby who changes her own diapers.

6. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

I'll take your fawn Rayme Joz... How do they do in the Florida heat?

7. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Rayme is mine!

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Would Rayme go well with mint jelly?

Kidding! Kidding! I like animals with antlers. ;)

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Brendan

Rayme is mine!

Yeah, but not for any of the right reasons Mr. B!

Oh CC - you are my friend for life!

Just so it's out in the open in case anyone does ever come to visit...

We have nine(9) - yes NINE cats inside. We have 21 (not counting the transients) outside. The inside stay inside - the outside stay outside. We have 3 big fish. We also live in a big ol' 2-story farm house so they have enough room - and enough litter boxes. (Our guestroom is off-limits to cats.)

We also have every allergy med known to man - for visitors - we're not allergic to our animals. We chose indoor and outdoor molds as our nemesis. Try to avoid those!

Unlike CC's - ours have a horrible drug addiction - catnip!

10. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Brendan- You are not allowed within 100 yards of Rayme!!;)

Anne- I wish you could take her :(

Isa- Some of mine are on a 12 step cat nip program :)

Tina- Asolutely NO eating of the pets permitted!