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121. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Bring it on Bubba-boy!!! Bring it on! No vodka bounty hunter will come between us and an excellently concocted martini! (A new chapter -YES!)

122. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Boy, I have to print the TP Novel and totally catch up with it... This is hilarious!!

123. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

hahaha you lot are feckin crazy and nice one tina ive laughing so much im crying

124. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Besides all the "naughty talk", it's one of the reasons you like us so much!!! Boy, you are going to have to take that laptop along if you want to see what happens to Bubba the Hut - Vodka Bounty Hunter after next week... (Mwaaaahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha!)

125. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

As Bubba reece (the not-so-infamous Intergalactic Vodka Bounty Hunter) and his sidekick Manny (the very pointy-toed mall mannequin) board the pink leather spaceship, continuing to argue over which to find first - a Victoria's Secret outlet, or the whereabouts of the Isas, barely audible tapping noises can be heard from the top of the volcano...
"Feck!!! Someone find that pick axe that we used to keep in the Evil "In Case of Fire - Break Glass" case where we kept the In Case of Fire doo-dads!" "Calm down, my dear Evil Ex-Siamese Twin Brother", sooths Peter, "Mad Moderator Hien, find the axe for Little Sam please." "Okay over", replies MM Hien as he scurries around the Evil Lair in a desperate attempt to comply. "What have you in mind, Sam? Have you an answer to our dilemma or do you want to hack me to pieces for our accidental separation by the super door? How many times do I need to apologize?" "Oh shut up, Peter! But, will you kiss my boo-boo again? It still hurts."
While Peter kisses his Evil Brother's boo-boo, Mad Moderator Hien returns with the axe. Sam points to the small antenna hole at the top of the volcano, "MM Hien, climb up there and make that big enough for us to climb through. We are running out of supplies and Vixen Viv's lips are starting to chap badly. We need to get to our escape pod quickly if we are to find that motley group of infidels that destroyed our beautifully evil island! Pete, did Mom get hold of Sander??? We need him here now!!" "Sorry Sam, Mom wouldn't let me put her on hold." Just then.... RRrrriiiiinnnnnnngggg! "Hello, Pete Evil here. Evil Assistant Sander? Oh, good show, man! Bring the escape pod around to the top of the volcano. We should be popping through shortly. By the way, EA Sander, you wouldn't have a tube of red lip rouge with you by chance? Not by chance? Oh, by design? Wonderful! See you soon!"

"Buckle your seatbelt, Manny. And, where are those galactic charts? By the way, I only hired you because I thought you WERE a mindreader. Note to self - dump Manny at the nearest Victoria Secret outlet and leave her there."
"I heard that!!! You can't get rid of me that quickly, Buuba reece! Besides, I know where the Isas and that motley crew of misfits have headed. Be nice or I won't tell you. Then we'll see how well you do all by your lonesome. By the way, you're STILL a drama queen and pink is NOT your color." As the pink leather spaceship prepares for lift off, neither Bubba reece nor Manny notice the small band of evil-doers climbing out of the volcano...

In a small Episcopalian rectory at the base of Mount Isa, Father Audrey calls to her spouse, "Father Monica, dinner is ready!" "Ooohhh, what wonderful dish have you prepared this evening? It smells delightful?? Fr. Audrey replies, "Hasenfeffer with bran. I know it's your favorite." With that, the two priests sit down to eat, but are soon distracted by the sound of a spaceship landing in the parish cemetery. "Oh Dear Lord!!", exclaims Fr. Audrey, "what in the world........."

126. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Isa!! I LOVE you!!! You always make me smile!! :)

127. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

...after being TP-Novel tagged by Mother Isa and to wile away the last deadly 1/2 hour of an absolutely gorgeuos day stuck inside, here is another chapter of Piiigs in Spaaa - oh, wait, wait, wrong novel...

The pink spaceship lands with a thud between the graves of Father Ted (beloved husband) and Father John (husband of said beloved husband), completely anihilating a 100-year-old begonia patch.

"You brute!" shouts Manny from the spaceship dressing room. "Just look what you did!"

"Have you washed our holy-robe disguises yet?" asks our courageous intergallactic pilot. "I hope there's a pair of clean underwear for me."

"You and your leapord skins! Honestly - that's so... 1988!"

Changing quickly into their priestly garb, Bubba reece and Manny emerge from their spaceship into a small crowd of Episcopelian clergy.

"H-e-l-l-o," Bubba says to them slowly. "I am Father Bubba and this is Father Manny. M-A-N-N-Y."

"Oh for..." says Manny. "They're Episcopalian! Not deaf!"

"Oh. Right."

"Well, get on with it!"

"We're here looking for the Fathers Isa. Did you happen to see them, by any chance?"

The clergy look around, confused.

"No, not here," replies Father Audrey.

"Aw, feck me!"

And then, silence.

"Father Bubba!"

"For shame!

"Well, I never!"

"Good going, Bubs," says Manny. "You know what happens when you swear at a group of multisexual, multicultural, intenerational, multi-ethnic, pluralistic, interdenominational, multi-lingual, intergallactic Episcopalian married priests?"

"Um... no. What?"

"Well, you're about to find out."

128. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

"Good thing Super Agent MattXIII of MI6 was here to teach us how to use these things, Father Monica", says Father Audrey, pulling a 50-caliber machine cannon from beneath her austere, yet stylish horsehair robe.

At that, the fashion-challenged Bounty Hunter and his clothing-challenged sidekick find themselves suddenly, and yes, unexpectedly, surrounded by no less than 25 gender identity-challenged Episcopalians, each sporting the latest in MI6 hardware. A loud klaxon in the distance begins to moan sonorously...."hhooooonk, hhoooonk, hhoooonk....ahoogah, ahoogah...".

"Perhaps it's time to....RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!" exclaims Manny.

"Indeed it is....." retorts Bubba, who quickly lassoos his sidekick and makes a beeline back to the ship, running as if his life depended on it. Which, of course, it does.

Machine cannon fire rips deafeningly through the air.........

129. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

And you thought this thread was finally dead..... Mwaaahahahahahaha!!!!

As the machine cannon fire rips deafeningly through the air, and our inept Bounty Hunter (with his clothing-challenged sidekick under one arm) race to their color-challenged spaceship, Father Audrey fires off another round. "Father Monica, keep the Bounty Hunter and his whatever-she-is from taking off!! I must to contact Mount Isa to alert them to the situation!" Righteo, Father Audrey! We will hold down the fort.... eeerrrmmm, I mean rectory for as long as we can!"

Father Audrey retrieves her stylish Episcopalian portable phone from her pocket and calls the mountain retreat...

Rrrriiinngg... "Hello! Mr. Isa here. Can you hold for just a sec, please? Someone has the television turned up too loud and I can't hear you over the shooting.'

"Mr. Isa! That's not your TV! We are under attack by the not-so-infamous Intergalactic Vodka Bounty Hunter Bubba Reece and that very wooden doll of his. He is hunting for you and the sacred vodka! Time is of the essence, you must make your escape now!" As her words trail off, Father Audrey hangs up the phone and returns to her place on the front lines.

"Hello.... Mr. Isa here.... Hello??? Is anyone there????" But the line has gone dead... Mr. Isa turns with a shrug of his shoulders, "Well, that was certainly rude. I must remember to sign up for caller ID soon." Confused and thirsty, Mr. Isa returns to the veranda for another cocktail and hopes that someone will turn down the TV volume soon....

130. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

It took me almost 3 hours to print this out...moving it over to Word...taking out anything non-story now I am just waiting for the next chapter..:)
(that was a not so subtle hint;))

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