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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Quoting samsara2


What happens next???

You'll just have to wait and see, now won't you?! We're on the cabin cruiser and it's a bit choopy. A little hard to write at this time. The sea should calm soon...

32. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Quoting isadora

We're on the cabin cruiser and it's a bit choopy. A little hard to write at this time. The sea should calm soon...

As Mr. Isa races the cabin cruiser towards the island, with Mrs. Isa's hair blowing in the wind, and suddenly they hear... nothing. Nothing! The engine! A few tugs and pulls, and still nothing. The Isa's look at one another, at the stalled engine, at Rayme lying peacefully in the corner, at their 20 jars of mint jelly and the empty bags of crackers.

Mr. Isa's belly rumbles, Mrs. Isa feels faint. Their lunch is long gone and it's almost 5:30. The island looks so far, far away. Mrs. Isa turns to her husband and shrugs. "You know what else goes good with mint jelly, hon?"

33. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Mr Isa replies, "Yes, Schnookems, I do - RUM!!!!!!!!!!"
Mrs. Isa climbs the galley stairs to retrieve one of the many bottles of fine Jamaican rum they always keep aboard. As she pours 2 glasses full of the golden nectar, they eye the docile deer in the corner... A , "Naw, we couldn't do that...", followed by a resounding, "CHEERS" rings out across the deck.

34. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

After six rum daquiris apiece, the Isa's are a happy bunch. Mr. Isa takes the wheel (why not? There's not a boat in sight!), and spins the cruiser in circles - shifting glasses and chairs and deer across the deck. Mrs. Isa has turned on the radio, singing "Black Dog" at the top of her voice and swinging her sun top over her head like a napkin at a Greek wedding.

Unbeknownst to them, they are veering far off course - heading toward a half-sunken piece of plane buried on the beach of a whole new island.

"What's that, Mr. Isa?" asks Mrs. Isa.

"Dunno - what's the sign say?"

"Hmm. Martini Nite - six for one."

"That sounds fishy. Maybe it's a trap!"

"But Mr. Isa! They have tropical fruit!"

"Well, in that case..."

35. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

The Isa's head the cabin cruiser toward the flashing neon "Martini Nite - Six for One" sign and hope the lounge is not too full. After all, it is six for one and it is hard to keep a deserted island stocked with adequate amounts of vodka and fruit...


Eve strained to listen for what she thought had been the distant rumble of a cabin cruiser heading her way. She tried to gain Phils attention, but he was still busy grumbling about the avian longdrops and the stains on what was left of his clothes. All he could muster was, "Lemon Curry! Lemon Curry! Lemon Curry! I want my feckin' LEMON CURRY!"

Knowing that they would have to begin to fend for themselves or starve, Eve mounts the llama (remember the llama from pages 2 and 3) and rides towards the dense jungle. Again, the birds scatter from the trees and Phil falls victim to another dose of droppings. "Feckin' &&%%^*&%%$^ BIRDS!" screams Phil at the sky...

From out of nowhere, Eve spies what looks to be a path leading into a cave. She dismounts from the llama and begins the short walk to the entrance. With only a few steps left to go, a shot rings out. Eve quickly looks to see that the llama is still standing - he is. A sigh of relief escapes her. Turning back to the cave, a mysterious man leaps down from the trees and...

36. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

... discovers Gelli, freely engaged in matrimoial bliss with a variety of native and not-so-native wildlife...

"Feck!" says Pardus.

"Feck" replies Gelli.

"Feck...?" Parsus asks.

"Feck? Feck..." Gelli says, slowly.

"Quick, Eve - this way!" Pardus exclaims, and off they go again on their llama-that's-not-named-Tina...

37. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Coinciding with the amorous musings of our tropical castaways, Mr. and Mrs. Isa enter the Martini Lounge, only to find it filled to capacity with drunken American college students on Spring Break. Somewhat dismayed by the over crowded situation, they order six martinis each "to go". While threading through the crowd toward the door, fortune smiled upon the Isa's. In the corner, surrounded by hedonistic children, was an enormous buffet of hors d'oevres. Mrs. Isa immediately produced her Louis Vuitton satchel, while Mr. Isa grabbed multiple plates of delicacies and sequestered them in the designer bag (pocketing a couple bottles of vodka for good measure). Dashing to the dock, they made haste in revving the engines and heading back out to sea, making sure to secure a life vest around their delicate passenger's neck.

Scanning the horizon while Mr. Isa bravely mixed martinis, Mrs. Isa suddenly shouts, "LAND HO!". Rayme (the deer - yes, she has a name now) jumps, cocks her head, and bleats. Mr. Isa blinks. "Ah, my dear, so right you are... I spy with my little eye an island ahead. Have we been circling again?" Between sips of her martini, Mrs. Isa replies, "No Schnookems, we're not circling so this must be the right island... It's green, just like the Emerald Isle!".

Several days later...
The cabin cruiser drops it's enormous anchor into the turquoise shallows. Leaping from the ship, being careful not to spill one drop of their martinis, the Isa's claim the island for King and Country. Snatching their deer friend from the deck, the intrepid rescuers storm the beach. "Schnookems, have you got the map by chance?". "No, my dear, it's not by chance, it's by design!" replied Mr. Isa, as he produces the tattered remnants of an ancient scroll. "Another martini for the road, my dear?"

Setting forth across the island, they discover a half buried Kenneth Cole stiletto high heel. Suddenly, from out between a grove of palms, Bono emerges, screaming, "It's mine! It's mine! It's mine! I must avenge the Edge!".Bewildered by this mad Irishman, the Isa's continue their trek and find they are not a hiking crowd.

Three hours and four martinis later...
The Isa's happen upon a most unusual sight... Llama droppings. "AHA!", proclaims Mrs. Isa, "We're on the right track! Look! A trail of shamrocks and avian longdrops left behind!" "So right you are, my delicate flower... And, look, a cave... With a trail of human and sheep foot prints side by side entering the cave". "Hmmmm, must be Gelli...", says Mr. Isa. "NO!!! Well, it could be Gelli... But, NO, we must follow this trail of llama (who is not named Tina) tracks. Notice how deep they are - there must be two passengers aboard this beast of burden!"

In a secluded cove on the other side of the island, a steely periscope breaks the surface of the azure waters. Scanning the deserted beach through the eye piece, Raven exclaims, "No one here Captain Cupcake, break me out another pint o' Guinness, mate!" "Aye, Raven", says Captain Cupcake in her Michiganer twang, "A pint comin' up." Upon finishing her stout glass of stout, Raven asked the surviving irish crew if they are hearty enough to join her in the search for Eve. "Nay!" cries the crowd, "Another round be waitin'!" "Well, be damned with ye then, I'm a searching for me mate, Eve!" Leaving the crew behind to their drunken sort, Raven climbs out of the hatch and falls face first into the sea. "I meant to do that..."

38. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

... as Raven stammered ashore in a very embellished manner she came to a pause not far from the waters edge. Poking out of the sand in a very odd fashion was the corner of a passport. She swept the passport in a druken flurry close to her vision.. "what ish thish!?"

Looking slowly across the emobossed golden letters set into the deep blue setting she read "Republish of Canukishtan Pashport"...

39. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

"So, that's where HE's from!!" said Raven as she read the name Mr. M UK. I wonder how he ended up here??!"

Suddenly, she heard a loud whoop and turned just in time to see Gelli swinging from a vine and beating his chest. Not expecting to see Nikki standing on the beach, Gelli gave a little wave of surprise before promptly connecting with the next tree-trunk!

Nikki couldnt look at she heard the loud thud. She rushed to Gelli's side. "Oh my god, Rich, are you okay???? That's got to hurt!!" Rich's eyes swam in his head while he murmured "Must get MassageUK...took Dolly...must rescue.." and then he passed out.

Raven sobered up pretty quicly. Her head still hurt but she had to rescue Gelli's little sheep from the evil clutches of MassageUK!!! And she still had to find Eve and Phil. "God, it's so hard being a superheroine..." Raven sighed. "I colud really use a holiday.."

Suddenely, she heard a loud distressed "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". She looked at Gelli who was out cold with a big smile on his face. She decided he would be okay, she put MassageUk's passport in her pocket, grabbed a piece of driftwood from the shore, and ran off in the direction of the noise....

40. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Meanwhile Eve and Phil had stumbled upon a field of magic mushrooms and had forgotten all about the longdrops and their lack of food and alcohol.

"Phil, what great big teeth you have!!" said Eve wide-eyed. "And I never noticed that they were purple before!! What toothpaste do you use??"

"Feck off!!!" said Phil, gamboling through the high grass wearing the other Kenneth COle stiletto....

Oblivious to their surroundings, Eve and Phil did not sense the imminent danger lurking in the nearby thicket of trees............

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