Joke of the day.

Policeman's Wife : The man threw a stone to you and did not tel him anything?

Policeman : How could I do darling? Because I have no duty then!

i dont get it

Your not the only one Lovelee, is there something we're missing

Mahmud is from Dhaka. Bengali is his first language. I have rewritten his joke in the way that I understand it.

Policeman's Wife : That man threw a stone at you, but why didn't you say anything to him?

Policeman : What could I do, darling? I was not on duty at that time!

Thanks Mahmud. Your efforts are appreciated ....

Thanks Wocca and Mahmud... sorry, must be a blonde day

Thanks you verymuch Wocca. We are being closer day by day!

Mahmud, Wocca is helpful...see...the power of TP members!

Lee

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough, since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Buah hahah. That was a good one Guiness.

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,

"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got my pen.