pilfering hotel guests revealed

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3459631.stm

Toilet seats and brushes, a medieval sword and a door hinge, are among items stolen from hotel rooms, a hoteliers survey says.

A hotel owner's dog, a four foot high wooden bear, and a spy hole from a hotel room door are among others.

But guests can also leave surprising items behind, such as false teeth, false eyeballs, wigs and toupees.

Four per cent of those questioned had found artificial arms and legs.

I've been looking for my frickin' toupee everywhere, what hotel was it?

Try looking between the mattress and boxspring in hotels... Frequent visitors to particular hotels will ask for the same room again and again. The tend to hide their "magazines" and such there.