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1. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Fi x x x x x x x x x
Seeings its the 2nd December already here in New Zealand.
Not sure if its your 21st or 22nd birthday though

Shame im leaving for Sydney tomorrow or i could of flown over and took you out AGAIN.

2. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!


3. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

I'm chiming in on this one to say Happy Birthday Fiona!!! Same day as a good mate of mine ...

4. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday !!

Hope you have a great one !

5. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday to ;) you .....Happy Birthday to you ....
Happy Birthday Deeeeaaaaarrrrrr ..F I O N A !!....Happy Birthday to YOUUUUUuuuuuuu.........

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FiNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you have (or have had) a very nice day, and that family/friends have done something very, very special for you!!!!! You deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isa hands Fi a plate of proscuitto, artichoke and goat cheese canapes and several Chopin vodka martinis. Oh, and a plate of white chocolate covered bittersweet truffles!!!!!

Happy Birthday again, Fi!!!!!!!!!!

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Fiona!!! Wishing you a wonderful year full of beautiful surprises. Hey - it's a gift that's easy to pack!


8. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

...and in a flash of green light, seldom seen on One Tree Hill, and to the accompaniment of a staccato tippity-tapping, comes Beerman, who misses the doorway, slams head first into the wall, passes out for three hours, and is slowly but surely revived by Kiwi kindness.....and a bucket of ice water.....

Ta Da!!! Halllloooooooooo, Miss Fiona person you!!!!! It is I, Beerman, here to make happiest of weeshes to you on this most happiest of days for you. I am sorry to not be able to have whole family gather around to have mocking at Beerman, but nonetheless, this is for your happy day. I am now to make the Dance of the Most Happy Days for you....

Tippity-tap, tippity-tap, twirl, shimmy, twist, arms outstretched, tippity-tap, tippity-tap, get dizzy, fall over head first into empty ice water bucket, get back up, tippity-tap, twirl, bow gracefully.....

Thees ees my weesh for you Fiona person. May you have peace of mind and comfort that your loved ones are always with you. Now please to accept this complimentary case of Hostess Cupcakes in preparation for your eventual trip to the United of States in America. In America, you must consume them to blend in with the locals, who are naturally afeared of peoples of other lands who do not consume Hostess Cupcakes. (Please to Google "Hostess Cupcakes" for description of mildly toxic ingredients and health information...).

Now if you are being so kind, please to point Beerman in direction of Chemist Shop, as Beerman has violently bad headache from solid wall and ice bucket attacks. Where is town? I am glad there are not being any trees on this hill.......

...and in a somewhat pained flash of green light, leaving behind stunned, speechlessly amused Kiwis, Beerman disappears into thin air. In the distance, a dull thud is heard as Beerman slams into the remnants of that one tree......

9. Posted by mtlgal (Full Member 1179 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

I can't top beerman's elaborate bday wish, so I'll simply say HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!! I'll send over some male stripper. ;)

10. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 13y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Fiona! Have a smashing one! Get the All Blacks to celebrate with you!