Have you heard the Rumour?

Quoting Isadora

Rumor of the acquistion is true but it is misleading as there is only one Walmart in NZ and it only has one aisle. The rugby team has found the chestwigs at the local Tesco and have been see running through the streets in their newly purchased chest hair and the cute little pink tank tops with the word Sheila emblazoned across the front. The Walmart store's name will be changed to Quicki-Mart and a slushy machine installed soon.

That's rumour, not rumor

What the hell's a quicki-mart? Is that where you go if you want a quickie? If so, I think there's a strong case to have them in Sydney

Quoting james

That's rumour, not rumor

What the hell's a quicki-mart? Is that where you go if you want a quickie? If so, I think there's a strong case to have them in Sydney

It was bad enough having the Grammar Police - now we have the Spelling Police too!

Me thinks that James hasn't had the time to watch any of The Simpsons with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon who owns the Kwik-E-Mart. (Okay, so I spelled the shop name wrong too - but I was in a hurry. Not one of my best works, I know...)

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Rumor has it that James made an offer to buy the Quickie-Mart but was turned down since the housing of sheep in a commercial business also selling condoms is not allowed. Mr. Patel, the owner, refused to return the earnest money and James has now been forced to hang around outside, panhandling for micorwave popcorn and the dregs of the 350 ounce slushies.

Rumour has it that England has a rugby team, but that is definitely just a rumour

Rumor has it that England secretly played New Zealand last week in what was touted in the press as "The Match of the Rugby Titans".

Four hours into play, the score was nil-nil. The three fans attending the match were awakened by the Kiwis' male cheerleaders, who broke out into a chorus of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".

The International Rugby Association (IRA) has declared that there will be no more such outbursts during "Matches of the Rugby Titans", and that male cheerleaders will be banned from wearing fuschia and aquamarine anything, as it clashes with tighty-whities.

Quoting beerman

Rumor has it that England secretly played New Zealand last week in what was touted in the press as "The Match of the Rugby Titans".

Four hours into play, the score was nil-nil. The three fans attending the match were awakened by the Kiwis' male cheerleaders, who broke out into a chorus of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".

The International Rugby Association (IRA) has declared that there will be no more such outbursts during "Matches of the Rugby Titans", and that male cheerleaders will be banned from wearing fuschia and aquamarine anything, as it clashes with tighty-whities.

Rumour has it that Beerman is now looking for another cheerleading position
Failing that he is putting his outfit including the pom poms and skirt on e-bay. He already has rejection letters from the National Sumo of Japan League and Thai kick-boxing federation.
Rumour has it that the Irish Hurling association is interested however, it seems his fetching tash and matching legs have caught the eye of one of the Kerry coaches

Rumour has it that Cupcake has fallen into a black hole full of chocolate, TP members have tried to jump in and rescue her but she has gallantly fought them off dragging many to their unknown existence.

Maybe this is the new 'LOST'

Members on the missing list include:
Beerman (suspected running a cow pushing ring),
Isa (last seen skipping through the forest wearing nothing but a tutu, James (rumoured to be in prison as someones bitch),
Mikey (walking back to Glasgow after the ManU victory - too tight to pay £1.09o bus fare),
tway (last seen kidnapped by a polar beer),
GregW (suspect at being that Polar beer),
Sam (last rumoured to be getting ready for labouring or something like that),
Purdy (rumoured to have stuffed herself into a suitcase and now onboard a cargo ship heading for Tahiti),
aleah (rumourd to be rolling down a mountain in a gigantic snowball),
s_hoot (rumoured to have been elected to the US senate promoting vegetable rights & peace),
kaitamelia (finally found a job picking the green smarties out), djiboutici (now teaching paperclip folding in Mexico),

Quoting Jase007

Rumour has it that Cupcake has fallen into a black hole full of chocolate, TP members have tried to jump in and rescue her but she has gallantly fought them off dragging many to their unknown existence.

Maybe this is the new 'LOST'

Members on the missing list include:
Beerman (suspected running a cow pushing ring),
Isa (last seen skipping through the forest wearing nothing but a tutu, James (rumoured to be in prison as someones bitch),
Mikey (walking back to Glasgow after the ManU victory - too tight to pay £1.09o bus fare),
tway (last seen kidnapped by a polar beer),
GregW (suspect at being that Polar beer),
Sam (last rumoured to be getting ready for labouring or something like that),
Purdy (rumoured to have stuffed herself into a suitcase and now onboard a cargo ship heading for Tahiti),
aleah (rumourd to be rolling down a mountain in a gigantic snowball),
s_hoot (rumoured to have been elected to the US senate promoting vegetable rights & peace),
kaitamelia (finally found a job picking the green smarties out), djiboutici (now teaching paperclip folding in Mexico),

what about mee??

Yip lm here inside the suitcase enroute to Tahiti - its dark and cold in this suitcase - and l dont know how this journey is going to take....... HELLO HELLO can anyone hear me????????????

Rumour has it the incredable sexy nurse Clarabell has vowed to dedicate her life to the healing of the Lost TP members

Rumour has it that Jase007 is actually one of "the others" but claimed to have fallen down on the island from a hotair balloon.