Quoting Jase007
Quoting tway
Tway is rumoured to have considered dating Jase007, but claimed "some things are too tiny even for me."
The reference being Tway's Breasts
Quoting Jase007
Quoting tway
Tway is rumoured to have considered dating Jase007, but claimed "some things are too tiny even for me."
The reference being Tway's Breasts
Rumour has it that Rraven and Tway were siamese twins, seems that they shared a brain. So when the surgery to seperate them was performed they only 1/2 a brain cell each 
Rumour has it that Australia is to declare itself a republic. It will have an official title of:
"The great big island with the hopping animals and all the poisonous spiders and reptiles where the sun always shines the beer is shite but we have long beaches and BBQ's, a big poofta parade (home grown queens, not german/brits)and has a big rock in the middle of nowhere, or Aus for short"
They were toying with the title "The big island near the sheep shagging one where they filmed the Lord of the Rings", but this was deemed to easy for the americans to find. 
Rumor has it Jase has been "born again" and has elected himself pope. His first official act was to change the sacramental wine to pints of Guinness, and he will be hearing all confessions himself. Spankings will replace Hail Marys and Wednesday night bingo will be replaced by rousing games of PassOut.
James was spotted in the Oryx enclosure at the zoo. 
Despite their apparant rivalry, I've heard that James and Jase are deeply in luuurve, and plan to run away together to Namibia and adopt some baby Oryx. I wonder what their names will be?
Rumour has it that Clara has been obsessed with James for many years, one rumour says that there is a court injunction out to prevent her being within 10,000 miles of him with a pair of handcuffs .
p.s. the names are "Nuclear Pussy" and "Catflap"
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 8, 2006 6:37 AM by Jase007 ]
Jase desperatly wishes he had a stalker, he thought he did one once, turned out it was just the window cleaner trying to collect his money.
Quoting Clarabell
Jase desperatly wishes he had a stalker, he thought he did one once, turned out it was just the window cleaner trying to collect his money.
Cheers reminds me, I haven't paid him for 4 months!!!
But the rumour flying around the press room of the Daily Sport, has Clara is to appear in the daily sport verion of Big Brother "big Banging"
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 8, 2006 7:07 AM by Jase007 ]
Following in the steps of so many other celebrity couples (Benifer, Branjolina, TomKat), James and Jase will now be known as Jamse and are currently auctioning off the pics of their 5 adopted Oryx on eBay.
