On returning the Sanders, James was rumoured to have said, "Those bloody feathers- they get everywhere. The Flaaaming Galaaah!"
Have you heard the Rumour?
It is rumoured that Clara was responsible for the feathers on the Sanders dolls. Her reasoning was that if they were going to be used instead of a bird they'd have feathers like a bird, and she thought they looked cute.
Rumour has it that the "Acme Inflatable Doll Company Inc" modelled a doll on Clarabell. Apparently the doll has been a sales success for the company amongst heterosexual and homosexual men alike.
Jase007 has one that he keeps in his bedroom and another in the back seat of the car. MickeyBoab has ordered one for himself, another for Hien, and a twin set for Q-Tip.
Apparently new stock is due to arrive later in the week.
Rumour has it that James has applied to wed his long lost cousin, under australian law his previous wife has no legal standing as she is not related to him.
Rumour has it that this thread will self-destruct in 1 minute. Oh, hold on...new rumours have clarified that one Jase007 will in fact "pluck a duck" in one minute.
Rumour would lead us to believe that Jase007 is a disgraced World Cup referee.
Rumour is that Mikey has hijacked the TP site and hold it to ransom - the ransom demanded is a Haggis, his own tartan, Celtic to win the champions league, Scotland to have automatic qualification for all world cups, and he wants to be a full member of TP, seems that he has tried his best to impress everyone with his wit and charm (not that anyone has noticed though).
Rumour has it that the TP Admins are considering new member titles to honour members who are active only in the Off-topic forum. Suggested titles are Respected OT Member and OT Guru. MikeyBoab is expected to be the first (and possibly only) OT Guru if the rumour is true.
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 28, 2006 10:24 AM by Hien ]
It has been widely whispered that Jase007 and Hien are jealous of MikeyBoab's wit and charm, and have taken to using underhand tactics in a bid to undermine his greatness.
Rumour has it that MikeyBoab talks funny, wears a lady's skirt, eats deep-fried Mars bars, and thinks Irvine Welsh is the bees knees. Rumour also has it that Jase007 is wildly jealous and has been going around London talking about the fit'ba and claiming he personally knows the Loch Ness monster.