Rumor has it that Isa and Sander are one in the same. Coincidence? I think not...
Have you heard the Rumour?
Rumour has it that Isa is on the wagon, Beerman has banned all Martini's untill she returns his raccoon chest-wig.
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Cadbury and Nestle have taken out a court injunction against CupCake to prevent her from producing her own chocolate, both companies are afraid of the implications on sales if their best customer starts making her own.
It's true Jas, but you forgot Lindt, they started that legal ball rolling....grrrrrrrrrrrr
Rumour has it, the doctors accidently shaved Hien's ass for the surgery...
Rumor has it that all of CC's traffic accidents have occured because she was too busy trying to gather all the M&Ms she had dropped down by her feet. When statements were taken from the eye-witnesses, they swore no one was behind the steering wheel.
Heresay I tell ya!!! All heresay!!!!
Rumour has it Isadora planted the durian seed in Hien's noodle...seems they are in short supply in the Midwest...
Rumor has it that Isa finally realized strategically placing durians around her property is a great raccoon deterrent! (Hence the need for planting the one in Hein's noodle! More, more more - we need more!!!!) 
Stay away from my noodle woman!!!!
Rumour has it that now that Mikey has passed the 1000 posts mark and is feeling post tramatic stress letdown. Kinda like the day after Christmas or that moment after the orgasm.
rumour has it that after years without a credit card rraven is bored with paying cash and has signed up for one out but has asked the bank to charge jase, she wanted to see if he would sell himself to pardus / the swiss as a new pet to pay off the debts she's planning on having
Rumor has it that Q. isn't really an engineer, but actually is in charge of shrinking heads for the shrunken head trade. He has perfected a process where feeding his victims KFC extra-crispy chicken does the trick in record time.
Rumor has it that Pardus and the Swiss have turned down Jase as the national pet. Seems his Guinness consumption would bankrupt them in a matter of minutes.