Rraven is a bird - literally a 70year old hen, and has been working at a chicken farm laying chocolat eggs for the past 67 years
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 1, 2006 3:47 AM by Jase007 ]
Rraven is a bird - literally a 70year old hen, and has been working at a chicken farm laying chocolat eggs for the past 67 years
[ Edit: Edited at Jun 1, 2006 3:47 AM by Jase007 ]
I just laid a golden one so now i can pay for more dancing !!
jase is really a working mule on a farm in the west of ireland who can be seen dancing to riverdance while singing molly malone in the local karaoke at least twice a night....
Rraven uses chicken fillets to 'enhance' her assets
Quoting Jase007
Rraven uses chicken fillets to 'enhance' her assets
... while Jase007 uses chicken sausages to 'enhance' his!
The Outback Steakhouse restaurant chain has broken their contract with Jase and frozen his bank accounts. Jase is countersuing. Seems the OS advertising department didn't know that Kiwis were not an indiginous species of Australia. Jase, on the other hand, failed to tell them he had spent his whole life dressing in women's clothing, living in a trailer park just outside Tulsa, Oklahoma and couldn't find Australia on a map if his life depended on it.
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James was found half dead, floating around in a row boat in the middle of the Tasman Sea. When asked what he was doing there, he replied: "Looking for my lost shaker of salt!" Seems James didn't realize that Margaritaville was just a state of mind... Rescuers took a vote and then promptly sailed away - leaving James floating adrift.
Hien is really a dominatrix living in Bristol. He specialty is the Holy Hose of Discipline.
Raven really works for QVC and can be seen nightly demonstrating sex toys to church groups.
Rraven has a wind problem, she farts everytime she walks. Rumours have it the irish goverment are going to hook her up to the national grid, they say that they will have enough gas to power about 10,000 homes.
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Hein is going in for a sex change operation next month, this is not a rumour as he's been asking for all the dresses i'm supposed to own
Quoting Jase007
Hein is going in for a sex change operation next month, this is not a rumour as he's been asking for all the dresses i'm supposed to own
But Jase said, "Over my dead body!"