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Posted by
Isadora
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16y
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Quoting Jase007
Rumour has it that Beerman has been trying to assume Jase's identity.
Rumor has it that Beerman has changed his mind about assuming Jase's identity. He didn't want to be associated with a country known for it's "fruits".
Isa is rumoured to have run off with a mysterious grey whale
That's only a rumor. His name is Nigel and we're just friends.
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Rumor has it that Jase is jealous because Nigel threw him over for a cute salmon named Susie. Jase has been seen wandering around the seedier section of Surrey, covered in nothing but tarter sauce.
912.
Posted by
Jase007
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16y
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Quoting Isadora
Rumor has it that Jase is jealous because Nigel threw him over for a cute salmon named Susie. Jase has been seen wandering around the seedier section of Surrey, covered in nothing but tarter sauce.
No change there then.
Rumour has it that Isa has traded in her Mac for a stone tablet and a chisel.
913.
Posted by
Isadora
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Quoting Jase007
Rumour has it that Isa has traded in her Mac for a stone tablet and a chisel.
That's not a rumor. Though I have upgraded to paper and pencil.
914.
Posted by
Rraven
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16y
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rumour has it that santa took up karate lessons to kick gods boss up the ass for trying to steal his job
915.
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tway
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16y
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Rumour has it that the U.K. will be returning all New Zealand refugees to their rightful homes. Turns out New Zealand men may be men in England, but the sheep are scared.
916.
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Jase007
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16y
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Rumour has it that Canada is to be renamed "Big Washington USA" and will be given it's own place in the house of representatives (the broom closet).
In return the United states will let them be represented by George W Bush for ever.
917.
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beerman
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16y
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Rumor has it that on the European Motobike circuit, riders are required to wear pink thong undies and red lacy bras, and evening meals consist almost exclusively of gin and sterno fondue.
918.
Posted by
Jase007
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16y
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Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series
919.
Posted by
beerman
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Quoting Jase007
Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series
Rumor has it that there will be a copycat killer the the ChestWig Scream Massacre.......one named Wig, Crotch Wig, and he will smother innocent teenage girls and the occassional vagabond surfer/motobiker with his massive undies......
920.
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Jase007
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16y
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Quoting beerman
Quoting Jase007
Rumour has it that Beermans chest wig is to be used as the lead character for the next movie in the scream series
Rumor has it that there will be a copycat killer the the ChestWig Scream Massacre.......one named Wig, Crotch Wig, and he will smother innocent teenage girls and the occassional vagabond surfer/motobiker with his massive undies......
Berrman is rumoured to be front runner for the lead of the teenage girl