I know you are, but what am I........
On a personal note: Ick.
Have you heard the Rumour?
It is rumoured that American football is to be re-named "spring sales pratice time", this is due to the sholder pads and the fact it's played by a bunch of girls
Rumour has it that 'football' will now be referred to only as 'soccer'. Baseball will also be referred to as "dear god, is it over yet??".
Rumour has it that Canada will be refeered to as "the 51st State"
Rumor has it that New Zealand was to be annexed to Canadia and made into the 11th Province, but the Maritimes complained that "something smelled of fish". Disappointed Territories 1, 2, and 3 declared war on the Kiwis.
Rumor has it that upon hearing of the impending invasion by the Canuckistani's, the New Zealanders covered themselves in feathers and began flapping their arms. Though the Canucki's mistook the kiwis for turkeys, it was past their Thanksgiving so they headed off to invade Australia because they have tastier apples.
Rumor has it that James heard of the Canuckistani invasion and hastily planted several hundred apple tree saplings in hopes of cashing in. Little did he realize the Canuckis would be bored and go home long before the trees bore any fruit.
[ Edit: Edited at Oct 24, 2006 12:18 PM by Isadora ]
Rumour has it, that whilst the Canuckistani were busy trying to work their sat nav after taking a wrong turn and arriving in new mexico, the occa's and kiwi's had a lovely tour around canada picking up lots of free pressy's along the way. Rumour also has it they left a note: Lovely place, pitty no one was home guess you must be visiting those odd balls south of the boarder.
Rumor has it that the Army of Newfoundland swept through a virtually unpopulated New Zealand in less than 23 minutes. The Commander in Charge, when asked by SkyNews why the conquest was so easy, replied: "Well, there's not much here to begin with, now is there, eh? I mean, sure there, we shot us a few sheep, but all in all these birds don't have much fight in 'em. Let the New Mexicans deal with the rest o' them, eh?""
The Parliament of NewFoundZeeLand is currently re-writing the Constitution. First new law: Rename the Capitol to Vancouver West, and eliminate the letter "F" from the language.
Rumour has it that the ANZAC tour of north america has ventured south of the great lakes. There they have said to have found what is believed the missing link (slao known as americans) between apes and man. They have been very disappointed with the lack of good beer and sports though, but the BBQ's have been going down a storm with the locals - seems they haven't seen fire before.
Rumour has is the NFL stands for National Fairy League 
[ Edit: Edited at Oct 25, 2006 1:15 PM by Jase007 ]