Rumour has it that Australia has just declared war on Canada, seem it is over the Canadian refusal to apologise for Brian Adams and Celine Dion.
Have you heard the Rumour?
Quoting Jase007
Rumour has it that Australia has just declared war on Canada, seem it is over the Canadian refusal to apologise for Brian Adams and Celine Dion.
Nah, it was really over who had the biggest "peninsula"!!!!
Rumour has it that Beerman has taken up arm for the great cause of "Curley chest wig freedom from waxing"
No, that's true...I hate waxing.
Rumor has it that Jase was seen out late last night wearing Borat's revealing bathing wear....
Quoting beerman
No, that's true...I hate waxing.
Rumor has it that Jase was seen out late last night wearing Borat's revealing bathing wear....
On Friday night anything was possible 
Rumours have it that the United States is rule in the senate that the NFL and AFL need to toughen up, the new rules will the the banning of eyeliner and handbags. Players are said to be so upset there has been a hot line set up to help them cope. One of the main concerns is that their beloved sholder pads and BMX helmets may also be banned,
Rumor has it that the International Commitee on Sport, ICOS, has ruled that henceforth, rugby will be known as carpetby. It just sounds better.
The IOC has just anounced that the players from the NFL will be eligable for the gymnastics at the 2012 London games, they have also agreed to let them compete against the women after the American representative pointed out that these 'players' are used to wearing tights, sholderpads and make-up.
Rumour has it that New Zealand may actually win a medal at the next Olympics. Oh, wait, sorry - the press release actually says they plan to "steal a medal" from one of the numerous decorated Australian athletes.
Quoting tway
Rumour has it that New Zealand may actually win a medal at the next Olympics. Oh, wait, sorry - the press release actually says they plan to "steal a medal" from one of the numerous decorated Australian athletes.
Rumour has it that Canada has achieved the title of "the country with no sportsmen" after being the only country to EVER have hosted the Olympic games and NEVER to have won a gold medal. Yet again, this isn't a rumour 
Rumour has it that the recent birth of Celine Dion created a cosmic rift during the '76 Montreal games. The cosmos, in an attempt to balance out what it knew was to become decades of screaming madness, jinxed the Canadian contingent using banana peels, clotheslines, wonky balance beams, and a "look over there" diversion tactic during skeet shooting. In return, Nadia Comanici received the medals originally destined for the Canadian ping-pong team.