Rumour has it that Beerman has been seen singing along to Celine Dion whilst doing the vacum cleaning.
New definitions from the IOC on the AFL changing it's name to the American Fairy League and the NFL to the National Farting League.
Have you heard the Rumour?
No, see now, even the noise of a vaccuum cleaner couldn't drown out "She Who Must Never Be Heard For Fear Of Insanity"......
Rumor has it the Rangers have been sold to a Canadian conglomerate and shall henceforth be known as the Beavers. And I think they're still in 3rd place.......
Beermans rumour is only a rumour though he has been selected as winner of "The old grey whistle test".
Rumour has it that Jase is insanely jealous, as he'd just recently won the "whistle-while-I-pinch-your-nipple" test, although just barely.
Quoting Jase007
Beermans rumour is only a rumour though he has been selected as winner of "The old grey whistle test".
This rumour has been reported incorrectly, Beerman is actually the main suspect in the "Old Grey Whistle Theft" case. After his arrest his used his right to make one phone call to call his Chest wig beautician to ask him if they do prison visits.
{"This reminds me of Vietnam."
"What, you've been to Vietnam?"
"No, you know, the films..."}
Quoting Jase007
Beermans rumour is only a rumour though he has been selected as winner of "The old grey whistle test".
I had to look this up....
but BBCShop has a 3 DVD set of the complete show. Looks like a good show, but maybe I'm missing something. Do they tweak each other? I see Elton John is featured in one segment....maybe that's it......
T, you're right. That's why I wear chestwigs. With extra oil. Science has proven that it is an effective barrier to rogue nipple-tweaking....
Rumor has it that once the New Zealand Rugby Association discovers the potency of chestwigs, there will be a run on them at Wal-Mart.
Rumour has it that a newsagent on the courner of Streatham High road and Mitcham avenue has just taken control of Wall Mart. The new owner Kiran Patel is said to be pleased with his new aquasition, saying that it's a victory for the little guy. He is still adiment that he will be getting up in the morning to sort out the papers for the paperboys. No sign of the chest wigs though.
Rumor of the acquistion is true but it is misleading as there is only one Walmart in NZ and it only has one aisle. The rugby team has found the chestwigs at the local Tesco and have been see running through the streets in their newly purchased chest hair and the cute little pink tank tops with the word Sheila emblazoned across the front. The Walmart store's name will be changed to Quicki-Mart and a slushy machine installed soon.
Rumour has it that NZ is coming to Jase's for Christmas this year. Turns out they're tired of all that nice weather and beach BBQ nonesense, and want a decent rainy holiday for a change. Jase's was last seen in Boots stocking up on cases of shaving cream and toilet paper.
Rumour has it that Xmas is cancelled this year, oh thats not a rumour - work has cancelled it.
Well, try this one then, rumours of a Canadian buying a bag of Jellybabies have been circulating ever since they were given a $1.25 for all the oil sands by the USA.