Jase and Mikey one-liner thread

281. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

I've got one to survive tonight . . . it's mum's 56th birthday. My GOD that's old.

282. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Quoting mikeyBoab
I've got one to survive tonight . . . it's mum's 56th birthday. My GOD that's old.

This coming from a 26 year old... Your mom is just hitting her stride and you'll be surprised how fast 30 years go by.

283. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

no i'm staying young and handsome forever . . .

284. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

I'm sorry - I forgot! Dangermouse is immortal - duh!! Silly me!

285. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

I am going to impale your mum on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.

*I hope someone doesn't take this the wrong way This is a quote from a movie*

286. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Ok no one got it so I will explain so I don't sound like a pshyco! It's come "Thank You For Smoking" (the movie)

287. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Phew, thanks for that!

288. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Time is a moment that can be counted.

289. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Moments counted can be timed.

290. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

To have a near death experience can make you feel more alive.