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Travel Forums Off Topic HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASE007!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Jase!

Have a smashing one!

12. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

happy birthday jason, not too much of the black stuff mate, then again have one for me,
have a great day

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Jase007

Cheers Guys, just a point Isa (you cheaky Monkey) It's not 37 yet though it may be if you do a combined age of me and the one who can't talk (if it's been there for a year).

Can someone hold the torch light? I can't seem to get the key into the right lock. (Preferably someone like Holly Villance).

Actually - I wasn't stating your age, just your date of birth since I posted the thread a day early. It says (3-7) not (37). I should have written "March" instead of using the "3".

If you're trying to unlock the Guinness doors - you made a wrong turn and are now standing in front of Jamesons. I tried stealing those keys for you too but they had the meanest goat I'd ever met guarding the key drawer and I forgot to bring tulips as a distraction. Goats love tulips.

14. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

..............and in a huge flash of really-pretty-blinding-to-most-people blue and white light, accompanied by the revving of 1250 CCs of raw gutteral engine power, comes Beerman, crashing through the lobby wall of Undersea 7 main HQ, 3 Weenie Plaza, Surrey, UK and into the elevator (listening to "Girl From Ipanema" on the way up), slamming all 1250 roaring CCs through the secretary's desk and coming to a screeching halt on a plush carpet in the middle of the conference room...............

Hallloooooo, Mon Frere, it is I, Beerman, here to show you how to make Happy on this, Your Most Happy of Happy Days!!! TA DAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Please to hang on, I am having manual about this somewhere.......maybe is in other Rangers jersey......hmmmmm, where is? Ah, there is, under body of secretary.......Let's see here, Chapter 3, Happy Dancing, no......Chapter 6 Happy Landings, no.........AH, here is.........Chapter 7: How to Make Happy By Self!! Um, wait, please to forget that part, Beerman will show you pictures later.....

But NOW, I bring you special gift of Beerman Collection: The Hot Rods!!!!! Please to make accept this massive blue and white, 2049 CC Custom Edition, chrome accessorized, leather saddle bag laden, TRI-CYCLE OF DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oooohs emanate from crowd of onlookers) Be quiet, you onlooker people!!! Is not your moment. And you, over there under desk, please to bleed more quietly!!!!! These people....they are always like this? How is you work here?

No, is not best part yet. If you are to make ride on TRI-CYCLE OF DDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!! (shut up you people!!), you must have all necessary wardrobe to match. So, please to make accept of these fashionable accessories: feerst, a pair of authentic, fetching NFL (is America, you are knowing) spandex tights, fashionably in color of Rangers FC. And to make sure you are riding in safety at all times, you must wear also this pair of pads for shoulders and this authentic replica helmet from 1947 Championship Playoff game, in brown leather. Oh, and in case of rain, here is bright yellow fishermans hoodie-mac.

So, you are feeling like Champion already, yes? No, no, helmet is on like this..... Come, ride with Beerman, you Happy Person you!!!!! TO INFINITY, AND MORE BEYOND THERE!!!!!

........and in several flashes of really, really, really blinding light, accompanied by the screams of co-worker persons who are not getting out of way fast enough, Beerman and Jameson....uh, Jackson, uh, Jambon, uh, whatever is name, ride their massive 8000cc TRI-CYCLES OF DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM off through the plate glass window of the 34th floor office and onto a nearby roadway overpass, destination unknown................

Oh, and look: leather saddle bags come with Wii connections and coozies for pints!!! Real biker peoples need coozies.

15. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3383 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Can't beat Beermans post here. But happy birthday 007. Hope you will have a lot of succesful missions in the future;)

16. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

hey jase...if isa posted your birthday wishes one day early, does that mean you have been on the razzle 2 days ?????
good man, isa hope you do the same for me.
big cheers.

17. Posted by imwinnie (Budding Member 72 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

hey my mom's birthday is on 7th march too...
happy birthday, again, jase and mom!

18. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

late again! doh!

  • *-+happy birthday dude!!!+-**

hope you had a fab day and are stringing it out for the weekend too!



19. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Hi Jase, hope you had a really nice day...

Have a pint of guiness from me...

By the way? Have you seen that Guiness Marmite? I wouldn't bother it tastes exactly the same as normal.

20. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Hey Jase,

Hope you had an excellent birthday. It's also my dad's birthday on the same day. We're going out celebrating tomorrow and I hope you are/will/did also.

[ Edit: Edited on Mar 10, 2007, at 1:00 AM by james ]

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