any phrases that you do like !!!!!

It's a poor frog who doesn't praise his own pond.

pulpit...palpi...my heart was beating like a drum....ok
thanks for the drink and my pond is fantastic thank you.

Any drink mixed less than half and half...is halfed assed

in and out like a fiddlers elbow,,,,,,,and up and down like a brides nightie.....

I like th one "He's so bow legged he couldn't stop a pig in an alley way" or "She's so bucked tooth she could eat an apple through a letterbox"..... or "It's so cold out here it could freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey"

hahaha!

"It's too nice out. We're closing shop early."

"We're giving you an extra day off on the 4 holiday weekends this summer." (That one's true!!! )

"I am so hungry I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate"

"Hellfire and Dalmatians!"

close your ears girls,,,,or my face will go red
tits up !!!!! when something goes wrong.
and the dogs bollocks !!!!! when its ace or cool

I'm so hungry I could eat a low-flying duck!

i cant help it .....but at work if i as someone to follow me/come with me, i always say "walk this way" then set off walking with a huge limp or a funny alk in someway.
ok little things please little minds, i know!!!!