... moderator number 9, aka aharrold45!
Allan will be helping out Heather in the Australia/NZ/Pacific forum and Kris in the RTW forum.
Welcome aboard the mad moderating team Allan! Spammers beware 
Please welcome....
Congratulations to the newest moderator in TP! 
Yeah, another mad moderator! Muahahahaha...
Hey Allen!
Congratulations and welcome to the fray!!!!!! You'll love those shiny buttons!!!!
Just so we know to get it right - what is your preferred bribery currency? (Money doesn't count but chocolate, cheesecake, martinis, beer and a few others are very effective.)
Again, congrats and enjoy!
Isa hands Allen a welcome martini!! 
Welcome to the Madhouse Allen!!
Eventually, you'll get used to the beatings......we have all had to go through them.....unruly members, spammers, the Daams Dungeon of Doom.......the usual things. But on the up side, we have shiny buttons!!!
I'm sure the secret decoder ring will be on it's way to you shortly. Don't forget to practice the secret handshake...don't want to get that wrong at meet-ups...........and synchronize your watch for Daams Standard Time (GMT+9.75).
Have fun. Careful with the whip.
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Isa hands Allen a welcome martini!!
Quoting beerman
Welcome to the Madhouse Allen!!
You two, cut him some slack. He's not even been a mod for an hour and you're already changing his name like most of you did to me! 
Well, if you wanna do that, at least wait until the first hour has passed. 
Congratulation Allan!
How do you become one actually, being asked or paying bribes first?
OK, bad Isa and bad Kris......
Sorry Allan....it's Friday. Can't spell on Fridays.
Congratulations, Allan!
I hope you can be bribed with Martinis cause I stocked up for Isa and the beerman...
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Isa hands Allen a welcome martini!!Quoting beerman
Welcome to the Madhouse Allen!!
You two, cut him some slack. He's not even been a mod for an hour and you're already changing his name like most of you did to me!
Well, if you wanna do that, at least wait until the first hour has passed.
H, we spell yours wrong on purpose just to keep you in line!
Sorry Allan!! Kris is right - Fridays we get to take a day off from spelling correctly. Just another small rebellious act or maybe it's Tway Disease... 
See what you have gotten yourself into by accepting the position?! You still have time to change you mind... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Oops, time's up! You're now officially stuck with us!
Thanks for the welcome guys! Sam is right, those spammers better watch out, because they'll have those posts deleted quick because they regularly seem to pop up when I'm on the site.
Beerman, I've already used one of the new shiny buttons to move the post to the right area that's been pissing me off for the last week.
Utrecht, I got offered it's probably because I've been replying essay length replies to about 3-4 threads on average a day and about the same by PM. Only got a few more this month before I overtake Mel for the most posts in the last 30 days. Got addicted to the site of late trying to ease my serious dose of the travel bug. At least it keeps my mind on other peoples trips and not what I'm wanting to do but don't have the money to do.
Isadora - Apart from money my preferred bribery currency is definitely chocolate but martinis aren't bad either tway