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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Okay - I almost fell down on the job but Q helped me back up again...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's hoping that you have a lovely evening since I know you had to work today. What a bummer!!!! (Just pretend that Friday and Monday are really your birthday and take the 2 days off! I'll write you a note!!!!!!!)

Isa personally delivers several pitchers of really good Cosmos (forget the Sangria) so she and T can sit by the pool and drink them. Isa also has ordered up a big plate of crepes with maple syrup!! (Isa opted for the poutine...) To finish, a delightful chocolate mousse with a raspberry liquour sauce and fresh peach slices. Oh, and a bit of irish coffee on the side!!

Happy BD, T!! My apologies for the late arrival... I do hope you have had a great day and it's not over yet!!!! Party 'til you - ooohhh, never mind...

2. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA - l hope where ever you go tonight in Montreal you have a fantabulous time!

Have some sangria - but just insist that it is not watered down!

3. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Now you see, I would've started a thread myself, but somehow I just KNEW Isa would do a much better job of it than I would.

Happy Birthday Tina !! Eat lots !! Drink lots !! and Dance like you just don't care !!!

4. Posted by clarife (Respected Member 294 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you.........(okay Ill only keep singing as long as somebody joins in?)

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Aw, thanks guys! I've just eaten a whole Galaxy bar (courtesy of a coworker just back from Dubai), and Neal has promised me a mega shopping trip to some store called 1-2-3 when I'm over. Other than the rain, it's been a good day!!

Anyone for a martini refresher?

6. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5656 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Tina!
Enjoy your day and I hope you will get lots of presents. If not, send me a PM and I will send some penguins to make you happy!

7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

Anyone for a martini refresher?


Give me enough of those (or the Cosmos or even watered down sangria) and I'll start singing with Clare!! Wait, you don't want to hear that - eeewwwww!!!!!!

8. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!


9. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

.............and in a really bright, you know, pretty blinding flash, eh, of, bright light.......comes BierHomme, dressed in a natty one-piece maple-leaf-shaped, er, uh, eh, speedo.............

Boooooonnnnnnjjjjooooouurrrrr Mademoiselle Tweeny, c'est moi, BierHomme, 'ere, to mahke an 'Appy at you on zees, your Most 'Appy of 'Appy days. Ta DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I zee zat I 'ave captured you at zee work, yes no? Zees ees zee famous 'Ouse of Zee Copywriters? BierHomme ees no zee where ees famous Grammar Polizes are living?? Ees 'ere, under zis desk? Oops, BierHomme ees make apologizings to you for zee bending over in front of you.....please to make control of self. You are wanting a wipe, yes no? Say, you have been making workout yes? You are having become quite buff in zee upper regions of zee upper arms....oof, zut alors!!! Quel domage eet ees not zee zame az zee BierHomme Works Out With You VideoCassette Tape Series of Goodness....but you are having luck today for zis iz to be present #1 for you!!!!!! But feerst, we dance.....

LEAP into air....twist, twirl, land on knees, scream zee bloody murder, dance the dance of agony (ees very Fr-Canucki), leap again into air, twist, spiral headfirst into St. Lawrence Memorial Fountain and Riverway to America place, dive the depths with amazing dolphin-like grace, leap from water with fish in mouth, land in middle of Chinatown, being attacked by old Chinese ladies with fish cleavers, run headlong into tourist bus filled with Shriners from Omaha who are on sightseeing visit to Molson factory and buying cheap prescription drugs from low cost Canucki pharmacies at nearly half the price they would pay back home, peel self off front of bus, catch taxi back to Famous 'Ouse of Zee Copywriters stopping briefly at Hurleys for queeck sandweech and Guinness, LEAP back into middle of crowded office space and..........TA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Zo Mmelle. Tweeny, what ees BierHomme to give you that you are not already 'aving in zee life?? No, I am zorry, Neal ees no een fanny pack of BierHomme. BierHomme ees thinking more along zee lines of.....your own NEW DRAGONBOAT!!!!! Please to control screams of joy from audience, thees ees not Price ees Right, and I am not Bob Barker. However, you may elect to trade een zis NEW DRAGONBOAT for what I am having behind CURTAIN #2!!!!!! Please you must make decide. You are going for CURTAIN #2??? Crowds, please to not encourage.....SO, behind CURTAIN #2 ees..........A BRAND NEW CITROEN M5A TOURING SEDAN!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! You have make choice good. What you are say? You are not know how to make driving?? Well, leetle lady, ees lucky day for you, because in zee trunk of car, we have made place MR. JOHNNY DEPP to make teach you how to make drive in ten easy lessons!!!!!YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! Now, if you please to open trunk and let leetle air in, I am theenking MR. JOHHNY DEPP would be like some air......

Oh, and as a final parting gift for you, please to wear thees hand-crafted, pre-washed, fully-functional, electric blue and white chestwig for to make party in!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!

.........and een a zlighly bloody flash of mapleleaf colored light, BierHomme ees gone, leaving behind zee dazed spectators and a slightly bemused but really quite serious birthday girl (trying not to giggle...I am knowing thees), stopping briefly at Eggspectations for a plate of poutine and a coffee grande to go..........

10. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3383 posts) 11y Star this if you like it!

u survived another year. happy birthday.
how old are u now?