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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASE007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Johny

12. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday:)

Hope u had a wonderful time


13. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Jase !! Hope you have a fantastic day !!!

14. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5655 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Have a good birthweek with the Brazilians!

15. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Jase

16. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

.......and in a flash of Texas White Light.........blinding the crowd with a sparkling red, white, and blue rhinestone speedo......accompanied by the pitter-patter of 37,000 little calf hooves (9250 little darlin's) also wearing rhinestone speedos.....comes Beerman.......

Halllooooooo Pardner 007-person, it is I, your brother Beerman, here to make Happy Dance at you on this, the day of your Most Happy!!!!!! TA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Here, please to put on red, white, and blue Texas rhinestone speedo, so that we may do Texas two-step on way to cantina to make impress with lady-persons. Oh, nice, you have much hair, like Beerman.

....and in two bright flashes of Texas White Light, along with the little dogies, 007 and Beerman dash to the nearest cantina.......

Oh, holy sh*t.....Brooks and Dunn!!!! ACK ACK, make run for it 007!!!!!!

....more flashing lights, a little Twilight Zone music.........

Ah, is same cantina where Salma Hayek dance mostly almost naked with snake. Is good place for us to make moves on helpless women-folk, Happy Boy. Oooh, look, is one by go and make Happy while Beerman makes purchase of Gweeness beers. But Beerman is wonder why cantina is name "T*tty Twister"........and why is Cheech being a bouncer??

....suddenly, the crowd turns into their vampire selves and begin to devour the unsuspecting....)

OI, 007!!!!! Quick to make run (yes, drink this Gweeness feerst)....I have made steal of 2 motorpeds outside...had to kick ass of some guy who look like George Clooney, but they will get us away.

...and in yet another flash of Texas White Light....007 and Beerman make escape from vampire infested pit of despair, with a few pictures of Salma Hayek as souvenirs.........ride all night, and make it back to hoedown at the Houston Rodeo and Pig Show...........

Oi, havin' some fun now, yes??

17. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Jase007

half ass work for a while then off to bar and places of skantily clad women dancing

Just remember Mary Ellen and Jim Bob are workin' at the Boom Boom Room so no French-kissin' your sister or teabaggin' your brother. It just ain't right. Stickin' some greenbacks in their Gs is okay but that's it.

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