In honour of the accidentally hijacked thread, I present to you.... NON SEQUITUR
I found Cartagena especially hot. The people were great but the humidity was as bad as....
Non Sequitur
....my shoes. They were wearing down and I was ready to dump them. But I needed to find a decent pair first. This was almost impossible in....
...the mud hole I fell into, as I was tripped by a giant panda in ballet slippers trying to buy tickets for the Beatles reunion. When suddenly...
...outta the blue came the Three Muskateers brandishing their swords yelling, Mon Dieu, where are your manners, you haven't served the champagne, and we are all...
....standing here wearing togas. And not only are we lacking in champange, where are the serving wenches who were hired to peel grapes and....
...pick out all the raisins in the rice pudding. Meanwhile, and without warning, the big blue fluffy shark fell from the overhead rack...
...and landed on Captain Morgan, on holiday from Jamaica and trying detox for the 100th time. "Just a small rum and coke!" he yelled at the stewardess. "But hold the rum...well, maybe just a smidge..."... When suddenly the plane...
...of lamb, beautifully braised. Any other time it would have been mouthwatering, but I was still a little queasy from the Gondola ride over the.....
...badly infected waters of the lost lagoon which are said to contain the biggest crocs this side of the black stump - fair dinkum they'd bite anything that...
[ Edit: Edited on Jul 2, 2008, at 9:08 AM by Whistler 2 ]
...didn't bite them back. But oh, what a little BBQ sauce can do when...