...roasting something that big over a bed of hot applewood coals. The smell of BBQed croc brought the Yeti...
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....out of hiding. He had a six pack in one hand and was branishing a huge ....
a huge loaf of crusty bread. All Yetis know crusty bread not only makes a great weapon but also a nice snack while searching the cathedral...
...ceiling in the lounge room had this absolutely enormous tarantula with big hairy legs and it was moving...
...to the beat of the Zydeco, pumping his 8 legs like there's no tomorrow and swinging a Margarita while, in the next room, the sneaky anteaters...
...had stolen a bottle of rum and a keg of beer. The anteaters along with one rather slutty flamingo were just starting to .................
...get on my nerves with all the racket they made tuning up their violins, Andre twisted the 3rd string, Pierre broke his thumb, Henri kept losing his bow, and poor Jean-Claude clicked ...
....on the TV only to find old reruns of Leave It To Beaver and Gilligan's Island. Though, after watching for a few minutes, he began to think he may be able to score with Mrs. Howell. Down the hall, the Mourning Doves were mourning...
...the loss of Big Dove Daddy, the king of the dove clan. Dressed in chaps and brandishing a machete, BDD walked into the pigeon parade and, with cries of "down with pooping on statues" ran into the crowd, only to...
...find himself wearing his birthday suit and to his shock and horror the audience started laughing and pointing...