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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMYTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...After several weeks of rest and relaxation at Sydney's Hurstville Golf Course, Day Spa and Sort-of Resort, the ship's crew has definitely improved their golf games enough to host their own tournament. Unfortunately, no took the time to check the calendar... "Ahoy mateys, the tourney will have to go on without us as we're due in Ireland post haste!! The birthday list is written on the wall in the loo so these kinds of mistakes won't happen. Everyone forget their reading glasses? Pack up the clubs because the ship is setting sail"...

Magically, and within hours, the pirates sail into port... The stillness is broken by a loud "FORE" being shouted from the deck. Thankfully, only 2 seagulls and pelican suffer injuries from the stray ball that bounced off Capt'n Billy's peg leg. "Sorry Billy! We'll get you a replacement if we find a nice piece of driftwood." Grabbing their golf bags, the crew disembarks and starts a rousing chorus...

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
The man who invented beer beer beer, tiddley beer beer beer...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's hoping you have a wonderful birthday (July 5th) and spend it with whomever supplies the most liquor for free!! Enjoy, be merry, celebrate and make sure you have a designated driver or are within walking distance of home!!

...While continuing to sing about Charlie Mopps, half the crew heads off to the nearest golf course while the rest scope out the local pubs. Isa goes off to find a nice golf cart as it's the only way to drink and drive without having points taken off her license. It's also good for hauling barrels of rum around the course...

2. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Ed !!! Hope you have a fantastic time tomorrow !!!

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday, Edd! And happy travels, wherever you are!

4. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Many many many Happy returns to you Mr. Edd!!!!!

Travel well, be, drink, and have merries!!!!!